love myself

Sugar Lips. Age is just a # (mine is 20). Sansa 4 Queen There was an old man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. When he woke in a fright in the dark of the night he found it was perfectly true. That man was me. likes: friends, sunshine, hailee steinfeld, beats, rap collabs, keeping up with the k sisters, honey boo boo, jenga, london england, manchester f.c, barcelona f.c, maisie, GoTs. ryan goslings soul searing eyes, krumping, singing (i'm amazing), junni, breaking bad, fans who let you finish your kale, selfies, snaps, and you. I like YOU. dislikes: your momma Status: Bill Paxton (I've got Sister wives)

[zoekravitzs]

actual girlfriends sophie and hailee [x]

[darcyckennedy]

Honestly, the Sway ran away. I don’t know where the Swag went. I’m just a lost swagless puppy without it. Sad, i know.

[so-sosophturner]

It is sad. Should we write a song about it?

Ohhhhhh Swag, my darlin’ where have you gone.

My nights are lonely now that you’ve slipped away. 

Let’s not pretend this isn’t my biggest con.

I should have told you staaayyyyyyy aye ayyeee..

(please inhale a bottle of burgeon before you attempt to sing this with your un-beatable melancholy)

[so-sosophturner]

winterfell babies ✉

Kit: Promise you won't hurt your hand again when I tell you! (And noticing how I'm more concerned for your well-being rather than my own would be very lovely, thank you.)

Kit: Why are you so obsessed with smells and hippies and all the disgusting stuff? I'm worried, Soph. No more drugs for you.

Kit: Kidding! (Sort of.) I'm in LA too! You better be staying around for a while, 'cause a) I want to see you asap and b) Jason has invited us for some barbecue when he's back from Hawaii. Can't miss that one for the world.

Sophie: I did notice... those barracks were super notice-able. I felt drawn to them.

Sophie: KIT SHUT UP.

Sophie: a) I'm here for as long as my VISA lasts. and b) HE DID WHAT?! Can we make it HULA themed? I want to throw some pineapple on the grill. WOW i'm so excited! Tell Jason, to check yes on my RSVP, and I'll have the steak not the fish.

[darcyckennedy]

 What a dork. The swag is good though, haven’t spoken to the swag in a while.

[so-sosophturner]

Is the Swag on vacay? Where does the Swag disappear to? What do you do without the SWAG?

[darcyckennedy]

How shameful. Plugging your own show. Nah but i’ve watched it i just need to catch up on this season so that’s a good idea, actually. 

[so-sosophturner]

I’ll be more subtle with my HashTags next time. Can’t offend the one and only Beibs! How’s the swag, J-Dawwg?

[darcyckennedy]

I’ve been spending the last few hours watching every stand up comedy special i can find because i’ve watched every show and movie i was interested in. My Netflix account is drying up and i don’t know what i’m gonna do with myself. Anyway, i’m Justin Bieber for anyone who doesn’t know and i assault my Netflix account on the daily. 

[so-sosophturner]

Maybe you should watch GoTs in your spare time? #ShamelessPlugIKnow

[hqtbells-blog]

When you’re on set for twelve, fourteen hours a day, you tend to get bored. When you’re on set for twelve, fourteen hours a day and there’s so many large statues and stuffed bear monuments you can hide behind..you tend to get mischievous. I’ve successfully scared about four people so far, one of them being our PA, Lisa, and I’m only a little terrified on how she’s going to get me back. I’m having too much fun. I should just do this more often, even on days I don’t have to be here. Making people almost pee their pants gives me life.

[so-sosophturner]

OMGOSH. I literally can’t stop laughing right now. Am I going to have to wear one of those HUGE maxi pads when we finally catch up? At least take me out to dinner first, before we get all kinky with the yellows and browns. Troian, my american peach, how are you? 

[so-sosophturner]

winterfell babies ✉

Kit: Well shit... in that case, I can't tell you.

Kit: It's the hotel room this time! Obviously I haven't gotten the chance to spray liters of hormones all over it yet, so I would guess it's mostly just burnt popcorn only. But then again, you're the expert here and I feel absolutely incompetent talking about it. I miss you too, truly. Did you get to LA yet?

Sophie: KIT WHAT DID YOU SEE -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.-

Sophie: You're stinking out hotel rooms now? PEWWW EWWW. I hope you're tipping the maids etc. JOKES. Bring me back one of those cute shampoo and conditioner combinations. So convenient. I just arrived like an hour ago. I'm jetlagged and my uber is taking 5EVA and a day. I hope my UBER is a hippie from OHAI. Where in the world are you Kit?!

[so-sosophturner]

winterfell babies ✉

Kit: I saw something today that reminded me of you, so I figured I should say hi. So, hello.

Kit: Also, you should know that I've made popcorn today all by myself. And only a third of the bag burned, so that's an improvement, right?

Sophie: What did you seeeee? This better not be a punchable sight, because my hand never recovered from that blow I gave you last week.

Sophie: Aw, is your manly apartment smell still intact? ALSO, HI. I miss you!!!

[kit-x-harington]

Winter has come.

[millyharington]

“They need time to chill.” He started off slowly and just as serious as he was while talking about Brexit the day before, “And your microwave took it that I wanted to send them through the ninth gate of Hell!” His index finger pointing out at Sophie, Kit tossed the kernels over to Emilia, dead serious glance shifting towards her direction as well. “Hand them carefully, otherwise The Red will never let you hear the end of it.” Since it was Maisie who once suggested the spot where he should keep all the cocktail umbrellas, it was no surprise that she appeared by his side out of nowhere, tucking an open little umbrella behind her ear. Obviously her intention was to decorate them all, since she had one on her already and was heading towards Sophie and Emilia next. Kit, on the other hand, turned around to his bar with a chuckle, and more than obvious disagreement with Sophie’s cocktail choice. “With this?-“ he raised the bottle of  Malibu in his hand – “As your trusted 50’s suave bartender-slash-advisor, I’d have to advise against. I’ll give you something better than Sex on the Beach.” If he’d have few bottles of beer more, he wouldn’t be able to resist the smirk at the end of his statement. However, now he was still focused enough to head straight towards all the right additional drinks, mind set on not only mixing Malibu with the right kind of liquor and juices, but also to shake different cocktails according to their each preference. One of the many beauties of filming with these girls for years was that they’ve gotten to learn so much about one another, it was an honor to stand there and know exactly what they’d like without having to ask first. “Let’s get one thing straight though.” He looked up at them while shaking the first mixture with some crushed ice. “If any of you dies tonight,”in spite knowing for sure that Sophie’s character stays very much alive in the finale, he still avoided to exclude her from the speech in order not to ruin the experience for Emilia and Maisie, “you better speak up now. Otherwise, you give us shock and I give you double smaller glasses for the rest of the night.”His gaze specifically landed on Emilia, aware how ironic and hilarious it would be if she cried over the way his character ended up in the previous season finale, only to have them weep like a little child for hers in this one. 

Emilia gasped dramatically at Kit’s plea for compassion, making Maisie jump slightly as she was fitting her with her own personal tiny umbrella garnish. “No, no, no, no, noooo!”  She announced, pointing a finger at him, but unable to keep the big stupid grin off her face. “Do not tell him anything, girls!"  She was doing everything she could to fight off the laughter that was bubbling up from within her chest. "Last year, he left me blindsided! Mr Jon murdered-and-left-to-die-in-the Snow!”  She shook her head, eyes wide and full of glee, despite her attempts to sound serious. Nothing was as much fun as the banter the four of them shared anytime they got together. “It was horrible!”  She explained, turning to the girls and pouting out her bottom lip like a miserable child. She knew they would both understand her heartbreak, especially Sophie, who had written Kit a deeply personal goodbye letter when she had been fooled into believing Jon had been killed off for good. “I still haven’t forgiven you, you know. I think you should make our drinks doubles for the rest of the night just to make it up to us.”  Maisie was already nodding her head in eager agreement as Emilia retrieved the freshly popped corn from Kit’s microwave. “You’re so meeeean. You’re lucky we love you so much or you’d be in a three-on-one wrestling match right now.”  She flashed him a particularly cheeky grin, thinking of the irony that he, himself, had just taught her how to break a man’s arm.

@so-sosophturner

[so-sosophturner]

It was true though, Sophie loved her ‘popped’ kernels just as much as anyone, plus once someone (cough Kit couuuughh) burned them it took nearly 3 whole days to get that smell out of your kitchen. This wasn’t a life or death matter for her, but for her kitchen and microwave it had been. “I’m only looking out for this manly, upon all manly scents you have going for you here, Kit. What did you have the magical scent fairies come along and give the place just enough ‘man’ smell to be recognisable as a testosterone building place but not disgusting as well?” What it was her job to remind Kit, he was the only guy surrounded by three amazing women right now. YES. She wanted him to know, that if the world ended right now, he’d be the guy in a girl eat man world. KIDDING. She’d be nice. Sophie let out a giggle as Maisie adorned her with her very festive paper umbrella, “I like PINA COLADAS… GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN…” Did she know the rest? Nope. Was she a good singer? NOPE. Sophie definitely could not sing. Glaring at Kit (because how dare he make everyone cry and with such a lousy pun too last season. HOW DARE HE), she walked over and gave his arm one big sucker punch, just enough to make him go ‘ow’, but of course there was a lot of arm there (being a well shaped man and everything), so it hurt her delicate fingers too. She played it off with a laugh, she was sure the pain would fade in a second anyway. “OH MY GOSH, guys!!!” Sophie held out her arms, she was refusing to do anything until she had all her friends (and yes, Kit you as well) in her embrace right now, “If any of you die today! I don’t know, I just don’t know what I’ll do without you.” So her arms weren’t really that long, but she was still managing to at least touch all of them. “Okay, let’s make a pact! Lets make a pact that we always, ALWAYS stay friends no matter what!?” Was she a little tipsy? Had Kit’s drink (damn him for knowing just what she wanted) already gone to her head? No? Maybe she was just drunk of all this emotion. Yes that had to be it. “HOLY CRAP THE KERNELS!” Pulling away from everyone, Sophie ducked into the kitchen, and with the aid of Maisie, who’d somehow found a rather interesting bowl of Kit’s, “that looks expensive... FANTASTIC!” They’d poured the kernels inside and headed back out into the living room, “Look Emilia, Kit’s still got the nice dish set you bought him for Christmas two years ago!” Had she bought it for him? She didn’t really know, but it definitely looked like something Emilia would like. 

@kit-is-coming​

[so-sosophturner]

[text] It's gonna burn for me to say this but it's coming from my heart It's been a long time coming and.. you're really hot. #usherrr

[text] Oh.... MY.... GAWD! Stop. USHER!!!!! 

[text] Niall, I feel uncomfortable with you just straight out of the blue texting me Usher lyrics.

[text] Warning plz next time. 

[callmehaiz]

Archer’s dick head is quite realistic, who could really blame Junni? Ugh, bummed. I was really excited about seeing her.. and you but really her. I’ll just have to take a trip home soon and visit my in-laws. They probably miss me anyway. WE NEED TO CHANNEL OUR SPY TRAINING.. repel off the ceiling, kill someone.. or not, you know. We can see how things go, if the maid gets feisty, we can put her in her place. HOW COME YOU ALWAYS GET TO BONE EVERYONE FIRST?

I know you always tell me to respect my elders but fuck you, Turner.

[so-sosophturner]

They asked for you last night, I told them you were being an adulterous whore back in the Hollywood Bowl. Mom said ‘yummy’ and she’d climb him like a tree. I was extremely offended. OMGOSH! I CAN BRING BACK THE ALL BLACK CAT SUIT. *KICK BOXES HER WAY BACK INSIDE YOUR WOMB* 

Look, I love you a lot Hailee, but both you and I know, they don’t call me fire crotch for no reason. Satan is mine. 

[supitskeegs]

Cat Cafes? Those exist? This is news to me. Oh man, I bet she’s cute though.

[so-sosophturner]

You’ve never been to a Cat Cafe, Mr. Swede?! OMGOSH. I’m a dog person and I’ve still had the pleasure of having a cappuccino with a tabby before. When I finally get my tush to LA, I’m taking you to one, okay?

[rlyjauregui-blog]

Okay so. Two people riding segways. How old were they? Do young people ride segways? I got someone to drive me in a golf cart when I need to get to places. And now that you told me that that man rode off a cliff, I ain’t ever getting on a segway. Freak accident? Pft, I think they just Wolf of Wall Street’d that and just rode off a cliff because they’re on so many things. 

Sup? I’m Lauren. Nice to meet you. Got any more facts for me?

[so-sosophturner]

Oh, they had to be at least 23 I think.... it’s so hard to determine ages these days, when everyone is walking around in Batman shirts etc. It looks like something that ‘should’ have an age limit, Lauren, but I honestly I just don’t know. I was too terrified that the lameness would stick to my durable cotton if I got any closer. I think it was suicide. If you made something so lame wouldn’t you want to ride yourself off a cliff before they updated your Wiki page too? I would.

Sup, Lauren... I’m Sophie and I have so many facts you might not be ready...

Female Kangaroos have 3 Vaginas. Which one will you get next?! Who knows.

[callmehaiz]

Just call be Christian Grey baby, ‘cause I’m gonna make your panties disappear.

I SHOULD BE THE ONE EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE! DON’T YOU LOVE ME? Oh my God, Junni and Archer need to have a playdate. Are you bringing her with you? She totally looks like a cougar so make sure she keeps her paws to herself, my baby is still an innocent. IT IS A THING! But let’s be real, one chocolate is not enough. We must plan an elaborate heist to take over the maid’s cart and steal all the chocolates. DO NOT DIE. YOU PROMISED ME I COULD GO FIRST!

[so-sosophturner]

Oh, Mr. Grey, I’m waiting... ‘come and get it.’ (all rights and purposes go towards the one and only Selena Gomez).

GAHHHHHHHHHH ICANT. I think Junni is far too big for Archer right now, we don’t want her accidentally sitting on Archer’s tiny head in the search for something to quench her lady thirst right? Sadly I cannot. She’ll be staying with mum and dad till I get back. OHMYGOD. YES! I’ll distract her with my year 10 spanish and you stock up with as much chocolate and with as many shampoo and conditioner combo bottles as possible. I AM SORRY BUT I HEARD ITS AMAZING! I PROMISE TO NEVER LET GO JACK AND I’LL DRAG YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME! PARTY TIME! I’M BONING SATAN FIRST THOUGH. 

[millyharington]

Oh my god, Sophie!! 

I’m sure it’s all on pornhub or something. I don’t think the 12 year olds will suffer much over it. Nipple cream? Oh dear.. I do love you, you know. You’re absolutely bonkers but I love you so very much! What confession? Oh my goodness, did I spill some great big secrets to you? I really don’t remember! You’ll have to refresh my memory, lovely. And don’t worry, I’ll always be your birthday kiss!

[so-sosophturner]

Suffer? I don’t think they’re going to suffer at all... well unless they run out of spit or kleenex anyway. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I’M GOING TO TATTOO YOUR FACE ON MY LEFT BREAST ONE DAY. Nope.... not yet... maybe one day, when I get you drunk enough to lose your clothes for me. Jokes. I respect you too much, I’ll wait till you wake up and realise you only want me in your life forever. Ice-cream cake and birthday kisses.... does my birthday just keep getting better or what? 

[supitskeegs]

I am! Cats all the way but dogs are cute too. I have one named Minin and if you met him you’d know why he’s my only cat. 

It must be true then. Ha, yeah. I guess. Most people do so you’re not alone.

[so-sosophturner]

Well, I’m coming to LA soon, so you’ll have to take me out to one of those Cat Cafe things and introduce us. I’ve got a dog called Junni, but sadly she won’t be making the trip. Far too big. Far too far.

Oh fewwwwwwww.