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I'm Nikki I guess // ☭18☭ ✧bisexual✧ ♕Pisces♕

[foreverfeminist-deactivated2016]

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sirobvious]

This violates the 1st Amendment

[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

[tamagotchi]

[mysharona1987]

[sophisticat42]

Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in your car illegal.

[tradfems-deactivated20200515]

Laws against people living/sleeping in their cars are just homeless spikes with extra steps.

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]

[blackarachnya]

literally any true crime doc will just straight up tell you that almost every unsolved case in history is due to police incompetence or outright intentional negligence 

[beauvi7218]

YEP

[nodded]

A BUG’S LIFE (1998) dir. John Lasseter

[clownkiwi]

[ohlark]

ah yes its june i successfully wasted 5 months of the year again

[igmakeup]

[radicalgraff]

‘Who do you call when the police murders?’

Seen in Hong Kong

[jewfrogs]

this may surprise some of yall but ‘insult’ and ‘slur’ are actually two different words that mean different things

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]

[thisnameisfalse]

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

[memedrunk]

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick