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26 She/They Pan Demigirl Relativistic Existentialist Utilitarian Realist Failgirl Trans Rights are Human Rights No Gods, No Masters Wiccan (The Morrigan)

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[dragongirlsnout]

Last night was lost media

[dragongirlsnout]

Last night was at the bottom of the iceberg

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[oneheadtoanother]

[grenade-maid]

The CDC recommends pressing your boobs together with another girl soapy in the shower for at least 20 minutes to kill germs and combat the spread of illness

[mathematical-cheese]

Genuinely radicalising that we literally had an emergency alert about the risk of wildfires and Westminster aren't having an emergency meeting about how to rapidly and sustainably reduce the UK's contributions to the climate crisis. Absolutely ridiculous that the best we got was this alert and a ban on disposable BBQs

[geminialchemist]

This was going to be fully drawn, but then it took me a whole day to do just the one panel, and that was already pushing my rule about joke posts, I.E. if it takes actual effort, you’re doing it wrong. So you get a mostly sprite based comic instead.

Never come up with dialogue when you’re tired. But also, only ever come up with puns while you’re tired, that way they actually sound funny.

I will be dead and buried in the ground the day I don’t ramble nonsensically in a post, so here is the backstory for this idea: That Kris and Susie would absolutely shoplift from Sans’ store, especially after chapter 4. Then I went with thinking up how it would be funny in the world of Deltarune. Sans wouldn’t care, he’d just want something to laugh about later, hence the pictures, I’ve seen the watermelon-pregnancy gag somewhere before so I stole it shamelessly. It’s a very small town where everyone knows each other so no one would buy an overnight pregnancy like that. Next thing I know I’m searching up cheesy pregnancy pictures. I considered adding another gag where Sans says he caught on because everyone knows humans reproduce via mitosis, but how many static shots of Sans’ store can one put up with for a few more text boxes? And then I threw in the last panel right when I thought I was already finished, an hour after I should already be asleep. On a related note, this is where I learned “Baba” can be used as a term for a non-binary parent, though there were a lot of different titles to choose from.

I actually had a third drawn picture(technically the first) that had Susie on her knees and kissing Kris’s “belly” but realized I had screwed up the proportions and made Susie way too small, or perhaps made Kris too tall. Didn’t feel like redrawing it so scrapped that one. Which is a shame, I thought the line art I had was one of the better ones at the point I stopped, and I felt it added more variety to the poses since the ones I finished came out looking pretty similar. I also limited myself to just using the color palettes from the games sprites for the drawings, which led to a bit of funky shading, because outside of their faces, Susie and Kris’ sprites don’t have any shading to them to pull color from. It did make coloring them in easy, though! Kris is becoming one of my new favorite characters to draw, they have basically no facial features!

(Don’t take me having Kris play the pregnant role as me saying anything regarding Kris’s sex[I believe the canon answer to Kris being asked “what’s in your pants” is “God, I wish it were Susie…”], them being in the role is just another part of the gag seeing as Susie is right there and could have played the role herself.)

Oh, also, just the drawing, no Toriel text box.

[xylophonetangerine]

What the fuck does that even mean??

[babybeljamie]

Damn, they beat Tumblr to it.

[a-green-a-day]

green but theyre that one image of the rock eating pancakes

day 25

[gameguy20100]

Nigel Farage: I won!

UK: Yeah. In a by election you called purely to stroke your own ego, where every other party refused to participate. The only other candidate was a satirical comedian who wears a bin on his head. And he still got about a third of the votes, and yet you still refused to show up to the announcement

Farage: But I won!

UK: Yeah, you won. Your prize is, we're still going to continue that investigation into the suspicious amount of money you were bribed with. You utter twat.

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[headspace-hotel]

thats science for ya

[kuropin]

Continuation of human funnybunny stuff from before

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[heavensickness]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

dibs on being Point Man in Flork's privatized First Encounter Assault Recon PMC

[flork-of-cows-official]

[mapurrito]

i love people who use these post banners, it's so funny please never stop