to dear my bootiful soap
"A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow." -Â William Shakespeare
I hate cherries but Soap, let's be like these two cherries forever!!
I love you like I hate shitty quality videos, Jesus Christ why cant yall just accept that its primitive stone age stuff and just let urselves be born in to the light and just up your standards to bluray or even 1080p -
SORRY ok *ahem*
Soap, you make me laugh like no other, and we have shared so many moments and talked about everything and anything countless times. If to have such a friend means to have eternal sunshine, then in my world, rain doesn't exist.Â
Happy 17th Soap! Enjoy your graphics tablet bby boyÂ
Your sexy beautiful friend, Martha Kat
February 2014Â
PS. I made up that sunshine rain line. Am I the next Shakespeare or what, but instead of shakin' my pear I'll be shakin' mah booty HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHÂ















