a sort of gadfly,

i'm a grown woman ✱ tone deaf and hot; a plucky heroine; a good noodle; a fool of a took; le bird of some kind; a fair stately hill rising up as it were from the water; a she/her of constant sorrow ✱ i can do whatever i want and history will absolve me

[noodleincident]

I appreciate that you do be going through it but I respectfully decline to clap. good luck out there girl

please......this is the funniest way you could have chosen to reinforce my shame

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[bioethicists]

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

[dykeselfcest]

anna camp and her little butch spotted.....all is right with the world <3

[noodleincident]

Insane performance. they didn’t even need that last goal that was just a flex

[noodleincident]

michael put on love island out of curiosity bc we’ve never seen it before and. i have a question. does the person who makes this hate women

[noodleincident]

i just posed this question in a group and my friend* said “do not rule out the possibility that this person is a woman. no one hates women like women hate other women.” which. ok. has derailed me so much that i’m posting about it instead of watching KATY PERRY SING AT THE WORLD CUP ???????????

[noodleincident]

michael put on love island out of curiosity bc we’ve never seen it before and. i have a question. does the person who makes this hate women

[noodleincident]

[noodleincident]

my

grandfather passed yesterday and i gotta tell ya. this sucks.

[noodleincident]

clarifying

my grandfather is not david hockney

[noodleincident]

@figcatcher loved my father and by extension me to the moon and back. loved visiting the US. always happy to celebrate. particular and fastidious. took pride in his independence and hosting. kept a detailed diary every year of everyone’s birthdays and when we would come to visit. traveled all over the world with my grandmother. tolerated in good humor my grandmother’s particular religious traditions and rapidly deteriorated after she passed a few years ago. i hadnt gone to india between 2016 and 2021 because i never had enough time off or spare cash to fly so it had been a long time since i had spent time with him when he (and my grandmother) was active and healthy, but he really liked michael when he met him formally (and as my fiancé) in 2021. whenever we would visit we would have fried fish and beer, which he loved. he was 98 and it was a good life, i was lucky to have him for so long, but something about still having your grandparents when you’re an adult makes losing them a whole different experience.

[noodleincident]

briefly considered watching off campus bc of the hot and charismatic cast but i keep seeing posts like “love that the female relationships are so wholesome and there’s no rivalry” and “the hockey guys are so respectful and talk about consent” so. nvm.

[noodleincident]

Am i missing something. hasn’t olivia rodrigo been talking about the cure and alanis morissette and the white stripes etc in the lead up to this album. i’m halfway through and this is not an album that screams rock/punk

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

"May I just take this moment to express my deep appreciation to all the songwriters in the room for their individual achievements and congratulate all of the inductees here tonight? As a director, I am acutely aware of the power that music can have on audiences, and as much as I believe that the stories we tell as filmmakers have the potential to entertain and engage, there is something undeniable about how songs imprint on our souls. They leave a mark, and they provide a map. They provide a map to those moments in our lives that allow us, allow all of us to remember ourselves. And now, more than ever, what you do matters to people. Music will always be a uniting force, whether it’s sung in our cars at the top of our lungs, or at houses of worship, or at football games, or on the streets of Minnesota.

I am honored to be here tonight to introduce the youngest female ever to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame, a woman who has no peer when it comes to shattering records as a writer, singer, and storyteller, a singular artist, and a genuine phenomenon whose place in our culture rivals that of the composers of the American Songbook, Lennon and McCartney of the 60s, and the singer-songwriters of the 1970s, like Carole King and Stevie let’s go (K)Nicks, and your namesake, James Taylor. Her iconic success is fueled by her innate gifts, and the unwavering support of her family. Her fearless determination to stand up for all artists’ rights is a reflection of her deep understanding of how best to use the meteoric fame that she has been navigating since she was just a teenager. And tonight, she is making history, and we get to witness yet another milestone, as Taylor Swift continues to fulfill her destiny as the most successful female artist of not just our time, but of all time.

What makes this evening so special is that this introduction is a reflection of how her peers in the music industry view her remarkable gifts as a songwriter, but also her dedication to collaboration, and her respect for her producers, cowriters, and other songwriters who have influenced her since she first picked up a 12-string guitar. Of course, most people start with six strings, isn’t that right? But to no one’s surprise, you were an overachiever at the age of 12. Everybody knows that. So, when I was first called, and Taylor first talked to me about coming here tonight, I admit I was flattered, and I was completely honored to accept, but about five minutes after I hung up, my elation faded slightly, because I mean, what could I possibly say about Taylor that has already been said? Just thinking about how much true, false, and plain crazy stuff has been written about you boggle the mind. So, just out of curiosity, I asked AI if it could tell me how many words have been written about Taylor Swift. And you know what? It couldn’t tell me. And I asked it how many words have been written by Taylor Swift, and it couldn’t tell me that either. And I just thought, ‘Wow, she is such a force that the depth of her achievements defy AI.’ And I should have known that something that starts with ‘artificial’ wouldn’t have a clue, because no algorithm can replace the soul of a true original who defies the status quo and easily refuses to be categorized.

Taylor is a beacon for those who refuse to let others define their narrative—someone who embraces artistic risk, and trusts us with her memories, grudges, thoughts, secrets, fears, and dreams. Through her songs, she has taken billions of people by the hand and by the heart, and reaches across the footlights to them with a message that is rooted in community, and infused with hope and relatability. Through her songs, she makes her believe we are in this together, and together, we can grow up, live, love, make mistakes, succeed, fail, and yet, continue to believe in our own self-worth. Her connection with her billions of fans is so impermeable, inspirational, and encompassing that it literally offers all of us a way to define true connection in a world that is clearly struggling with so many overwhelming challenges. Somehow, Taylor knows us all too well. I love making movies, I love making movies, but I don’t think I would ever fill stadiums of multigenerational fans who want to recite the dialogue from Indiana Jones. That’s just not going to happen. But when Taylor steps onto the stage, her words are sung back to her by a devoted audience that does not want to be anywhere else in the world in that moment. So tonight is a recognition that while she wrote You Belong With Me, in the most profound way, we belong to her. So thank you, Taylor, for the gift of your stories, and for insisting on being an authentic voice in a world where the line between real and fake is increasingly blurred. You are our mirror(ball), and tonight, to again steal from a great, great songwriter, Taylor, I just want you to know that this is me trying to tell everyone that in my book, you are evermore. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Songwriters Hall of Fame class of 2026 inductee, Taylor Swift."

— Steven Spielberg introducing and inducting Taylor Swift into the Songwriters Hall of Fame on June 11, 2026 (x)

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[noodleincident]

have the haim sisters ever spoken about israel or are they just jewish with an israeli parent

[catchymemes]

blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

[noodleincident]

my

grandfather passed yesterday and i gotta tell ya. this sucks.

[noodleincident]

clarifying

my grandfather is not david hockney