a sort of gadfly,

i'm a grown woman ✱ tone deaf and hot; a plucky heroine; a good noodle; a fool of a took; le bird of some kind; a fair stately hill rising up as it were from the water; a she/her of constant sorrow ✱ i can do whatever i want and history will absolve me

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I appreciate that you do be going through it but I respectfully decline to clap. good luck out there girl

please......this is the funniest way you could have chosen to reinforce my shame

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taylor swift has a song about this

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this post is for ana. taylor watching travis watch the knicks crush the cavs

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do you think. perhaps. that once you pass like 3 parole violations. you should maybe lose the benefit of parole.

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What are we even doing here! what the fuck!

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do you think. perhaps. that once you pass like 3 parole violations. you should maybe lose the benefit of parole.

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inside everyone (me) there are two wolves: yimby wolf (we need to build housing and welcome new neighbors) and nimby wolf (but do they have to be so ugly and shoddily made 😔)

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Ppl online are being pedantic about the trojan horse popcorn bucket for the odyssey (chris nolan) bc the trojan horse isn’t the odyssey (homer) as though chris nolan didn’t say this

i see your pedantic posting and raise you +100

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@moonkattinator oh my god you’re so right. i’m a fake fan, i completely forgot. pretentious card revoked. that’s even crazier though

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What the fuck is up with chabon’s son

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I found a Time interview from 2014 (can't link because I'm on anon) in which Taylor talks about why she's a Knicks fan, and part of the reason is that she has 'sparkly, magical' feelings about MSG because they let her perform at halftime there when she was 12 or 13. If the rumours about the wedding venue are true, that's such a sweet lil nugget.

i forgot about this, omg! (x)

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My dorkus 🥺

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“Nightmare first quarter” yeah no fucking kidding

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went from “thrilled i can cast my parents’ xfinity account to watch the game” to “maybe i need to go to bed” in <1 hour…just devastating to experience “we are so back->it’s so over” within 24 hours of returning to the knicks after being away for over a decade. this is like if odysseus returned and penelope served him with divorce papers

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WE ARE SO BACK

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OH MY GODDDDDDDD

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“Nightmare first quarter” yeah no fucking kidding

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went from “thrilled i can cast my parents’ xfinity account to watch the game” to “maybe i need to go to bed” in <1 hour…just devastating to experience “we are so back->it’s so over” within 24 hours of returning to the knicks after being away for over a decade. this is like if odysseus returned and penelope served him with divorce papers

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“Nightmare first quarter” yeah no fucking kidding

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TAYLOR SWIFT Attending The NBA Finals (10 June 2026)

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ok y’all know my eccentric laundromat guy who sits on his stoop with a mug that says “no one knows i’m gay” in giant letters and always invites us to his family’s friday happy hour (held at the laundromat) and has simply no idea how to spell mine OR michael’s last name and bullies everyone who comes in. well. turns out he’s been going to seminary and is now a PASTOR

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he gave us this pamphlet and i experienced every emotion known to humans and several known to mantis shrimp

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ok y’all know my eccentric laundromat guy who sits on his stoop with a mug that says “no one knows i’m gay” in giant letters and always invites us to his family’s friday happy hour (held at the laundromat) and has simply no idea how to spell mine OR michael’s last name and bullies everyone who comes in. well. turns out he’s been going to seminary and is now a PASTOR