your resident speak now stan

em / walking red flag

[soareyousatisfied]

btw this is my swiftie sideblog not my main bc I didn’t know how to work Tumblr when I first got on here ;)

my main is @unwrittenemmy but it’s been overcome with six the musical brain rot :)

[lilsunshiny]

SCREAM (2022) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[sagegarnish]

🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

crab kudos rave

[ao3commentoftheday]

first image is of a tiny crab holding up a pin with the word KUDOS next to the AO3 logo. second image described in alt text

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[angelonthewalls]

my tummy hurts :(

[patchw0rk-quilt-deactivated2025]

me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

[the-floof-king-deactivated20250]

me: hello lion freddy fazbear can you sing me a tune

lion freddy fazbear: roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

me: hey linguistics freddy fazbear whats a word used to link alternatives??

linguistics freddy fazbear: or or or or or or or or or or

[20202828280-deactivated20260522]

me: holy shit zoology expert freddy fazbear what kind of wild pig was that?!!

zoology expert freddy fazbear: boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar

[capitalistboyfriend]

Me: hey fisherman Freddy fazbear what’s that thing you use when you’re rowing your boat?

Fisherman Freddy fazbear: oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar

[the-haiku-bot]

Fisherman Freddy

fazbear: oar oar oar oar oar

oar oar oar oar oar

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[urfav-mirrorball]

AND PART OF ME WANTS TO WALK AWAY TILL YOU REALLY LISTEN I HATE TO LOOK AT YOUR FACE AND KNOW THAT WE’RE FEELING DIFFERENT

[soareyousatisfied]

it’s gotten to the point where i can’t sleep if i don’t read angsty fanfiction before bed

[topazpearl]

me tomorrow when sbg returns

[floralcavern]

Me: *Realizes it’s September 12*

Me:

[purpleisnotacolor]

IT'S SEPTEMBER 12TH!!!!

[soareyousatisfied]

happy school bus graveyard day to those who celebrate

[mqstermindswift22-deactivated20]

idgaf about them anyways

who ever said I’d care if they leave

they never text me first

or hang out w/ me

I guess I’m just the backup friend to them

[inanotherunivrse]

in another universe, we sat down and had a talk. even after everything, we started again.

[soareyousatisfied]

reblogging this again after two months bc it applies now more than ever

[soareyousatisfied]

in my castles crumbling era (i just blocked 2 ppl ❤️)

[soareyousatisfied]

i met a boy

he broke my heart

i blame him cause it’s easier

but i still look for him in her

[soareyousatisfied]

i miss you, i’m sorry