good lives make bad stories

evan | 25 | they/he | loser | listen to the wonder years

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[sides-prsp]

[rgujuri]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[pinene]

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[ratgill]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]