the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space šø
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost

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the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading
This is fucking killing me. Like what
Lend your power to me, lion...
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
ok we can do petplay but Only if Iām the fly. If thatās ok⦠rubs my hands together ⦠zzzzzzā¦. Hope I donāt get swattedā¦. Zzzzzzzzz
died at the window sill
GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face
disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse
"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
im a protected species you fucking asshole
Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.
RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent
taking my jestosterone bc iām a fool
[the most low energy you have ever seen me] weāre about to go crazy mode
my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got
my couchsona
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