THAT ONE CUTE CANADIAN

| Sage (Widget) | 30 | They/Them |

[sleepimali]

They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

[legalarson]

shout out to the <10 year old boy yesterday who, when asked what he was dressed up as, said "a dead child." i then asked why a dead child had a chainsaw, and he replied "dude this is literally the chainsaw my parents killed me with" and motioned to his parents standing 3 ft behind him

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[buruuj-deactivated20251116]

first rule of gun safety is put it in my mouth

[slowspinningredemption]

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

[halondrus]

[transheadcrab]

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

[transheadcrab]

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

[aaays-and-bees]

Barricade the door

[transheadcrab]

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

[shark-tranny]

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

[tonsimonsi]

wind turbine

[shark-tranny]

yeah you win

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hidinhaydn]

Tonight on Game Changer:

The world's most insane game of telephone featuring six comedians, three artists, and a PA with the temperament of a shaking chihuahua being held at gunpoint

[billpottsismygf]

Ah yes, the famous proverb. See no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[orphetoon]

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)