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What makes water boil? At what temperature does it do so? I think at some point, everyone asks these questions. [With an air of condescension I deny having] Many people turn to modern science for answers

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There was a scary period of a few years in which no one knew whether or not a new "Ice Age" movie would be made, but this time coincided with the "rock bottom" of my drug use, so I was mercifully distracted from the situation. And here I am in 2016, with a new Ice Age on the way, and sober as a longhaired 'youtube celebrity' young adult.

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I take some comfort in the fact that my Lord probably wouldn’t have condemned me to eternal suffering in Hell had he seen my whole flavors.me and not just glanced at my fb page.

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"Let me make this very clear: being hurt by the fan is the last thing any of us wants to happen." - My statement as president of the League of People Curious About Poking Our Fingers Into the Fan

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who wore it best

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"Ah, it looks like the street rat [rats are a boy animal] has found a street mouse [Mouse is a girl animal]." - Quote from Disney's Aladdin recited from memory and annotated by me a gender studies expert.

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can you explain/talk more about being an android !! ? its very interesting (sorry i just thought of asking this now idk)

um sure! I’ve been like…conceptualizing myself as like a humanoid uncanny valley surpassing one-run custom built android because it’s a way for me to get through a lot of my anxieties/mental illness like androids don’t get anxious…. they just do what needs to be done you know! they adapt to any situation (in my like fantasy situation)… It’s a role where I don’t have to feel a certain way to execute an action that will help me reach a goal! The connotations of that are like really interesting to me…. and it’s kind of more an aesthetic space I’ve found myself using as a context for a lot of work I’ve been researching! overall being an android means being perfect and being capable of anything

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this technique sounds cool.. If i tried it, the only change i would make would be to think of myself as a ghost instead of an android

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A low-tier Grammies-style event is taking place and the headlines are pouring in, but I'm resisting clicking on them by using an advanced technique my therapist taught me called "Emotional phasing"

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Speech I say smugly while i perform “Dog whispering”: The thing about training a dog is you have to understand, in dog society there is an Alpha dog leading the pack; and for the other dogs, the proletarians, what the Alpha dog says goes. And if I’m successful, I’m going to cause your dog to become depressed, and to lose faith in this social organization.

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Lifehack, turn on the tv to a news station in May 2016 and press Mute, then push Play on the new Chance the Rapper mixtape. Congratulations, you now have a free music video for the entire "Coloring Book" mixtape a la Beyoncé’s visual album “LEMONADE”, except the visuals are just footage of bathroom entrances with the "MEN" and "WOMEN" signs on them.

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Cavemen are fascinated by fire; they can't get enough of it. And if you can get it in your movie, they will flock to theaters, and pay good money to see it. But filming fire is easier said than done: Fire hot, and fire hurt to touch.

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Every time I go to jail I always have the mindset that I’m going to finish reading lots of great books while I’m there, maybe even finally get down to writing one of my own. But in reality what usually ends up happening is another Castlevania Symphony of the Night playthrough or two.

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Uniquely, in the United Kingdom, Lego sets are developed and released not by the Lego Corporation, but by the official government service Her Majesty's Department of Fun Connectable Blocks

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stop fucking with me verizon

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I found you in the woods surrounded by orcs! brought you to my hut and saved you from the brink of death using various healing spells. If I didn't find you, my child, you would be a goner... I charged your phone but it's at 78% battery right now cause it's been sitting a little while, I didn't know when you would wake up and I heard you're not supposed to leave it plugged in Bad for the battery

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i have my shortcomings, sure, but I can always proudly say that ive shown the utmost restraint with regard to dedicating my life to the pursuit of my enemy whale