Her Ladyship

Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward, at your service. Aristocrat. Socialite. International Rescue's top agent. Owner of FAB 1. Mother of Sherbet. [ roleplay blog. mun is @hebuiltfive ]

[socialitesleuth]

Welcome to the Creighton-Ward Manor!

Please, do take a seat and make yourself at home. I'm sure Parker will be here with the tea soon (and by that I do mean actual tea, and not the T.E.A. We don't want to be having to sort out any situations just yet, do we?)

Right then, shall we get down to business?

*clears her throat and lifts up her agenda of rules, boundaries and tagged-related items*

Firstly, this is a roleplay blog run by hebuiltfive. All posts, unless otherwise stated, will be purely in character. It has also been a while since the mun has roleplayed on this site, so patience is much appreciate.

Fourth on the agenda is activity. I'm often called away for lectures, parties and, more often than not, important missions (meaning this is the mun's secondary account, meaning activity levels might droop on this one.) All that we ask of you here at the Manor is patience when waiting for any replies and that you do not badger us for them. Again, it would be most appreciated.

Secondly, no hate of any kind will be tolerated on this account. Parker will be doing security checks routinely and any hate will be deleted and the account promptly blocked. This is a safe space for everyone and I would rather much like to keep it that way, thank you.

Thirdly, do NOT feed any of this blog's content into any AI programming. You do not have the writer's consent to use any of their writing in this capacity.

Now, onto the less serious points.

This version is set primarily in the TAG universe, however there may be references to both the TOS universe, extended media and the 2004 movie universe occasionally.

Tags will be used for navigation purposes, as listed below.

Generic Tagging:

Thunderbirds RP (very generic, used in mostly all posts, but mentioned here as it is a tag)

Penny Answers

Day In The Life Of Penny

Penny's Daily Thoughts

Penny at Christmas

For The Memoirs (Penelope's past, often told in fragments, that are usually headcanon based)

Lastly, please do not be afraid to interact with any posts. There may, on occasion, be a few solo pieces, but they will be tagged as such. Sherbet is the only biter in the Creighton-Ward Manor but, so long as you're a friendly face, he will be as welcoming as I.

Roleplay Thread Tagging:

Garden Party Gale [with starman-john-tracy]

First Date? [with squidsinashirt]

Speaking of Sherbet, it's time for me to take him to the doggy salon. So, for now at least, I think that is all. Any edits to this post will be made as and when if necessary.

Enjoy your stay and please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions or if you find yourself in an emergency. You'll find that Parker and I are well-equipped to handle most situations.

FAB!

Penny x

[socialitesleuth]

Tell us more about this undercover op, Miss Penelope

Lady Penelope.

Oh, darling Anon, I wish I could, but I'm afraid I've been silenced by the Secrets Act. What I can tell you is it involved tracking down an elite, global arms group in Europe.

There wasn't a lot of time for sightseeing, however the undercover operation did sometimes allow for pretend sightseeing. My partner for the mission got a few shots.

[socialitesleuth]

Dear Lady Penelope,

Now that you are single and a free agent so to speak — can we expect more daring adventures? More thrilling undercover operations? Sly sleuthing and glamorous gallivanting?

Ah. The gossip mill has been churning out the usual spew of disinformation, I see.

Whoever said I was single, darling? I can assure you I am very much not a free agent currently, in any sense of the word.

That being said, the rest of your inquiry is true. My work keeps me rather busy, now more than ever, but two things can be balanced at the same time. Why have the assumption that a woman is either in a wonderful relationship or is busy with her workload? Why can she not be both?

And, though it is not owed to anyone, how about photographic proof to ease some of those fears?

[squidsinashirt]

Note to self Gordon - just because you didn’t see the other Thunderbird move doesn’t mean she hasn’t recently been out ✨

And on an add on to that - don’t lean against the potentially toasty engine manifold quite so casually.

Ow ow ow ow ow

[mariashades]

Do I need to @ anyone or are you able to reach it all and take care of it?

[squidsinashirt]

No, no smotherhen @s required, thank you v much.

Just gonna sit and soak my leg in Four’s tank and curse her big sister for a while 🙂‍↔️

With some choice language, but quietly because Grandma might be lurking.

[mariashades]

Ah gotcha, specifically no @ smotherhen.

@socialitesleuth your beau has a boo boo and might want some attention.

[socialitesleuth]

Thank you for the heads up!

@squidsinashirt, what exactly did you do and what sort of care package are you requiring?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum, I have had numerous people reporting concerns regarding your well-being to me.

On a completely unrelated issue: have you seen the English Premiere League Championship match yet?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

No... not yet....

How worried should I be, scale of 1-10, 1 being Arsenal won and 10 being the Hotspurs won?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

And break the sacred rule not to spoil an unwatched sports match? Not bloody likely.

I can reassure everybody you're 'okay', and tell them to enjoy the peace while it lasts.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

. . . . .

That is not in the least bit reassuring! Bloody hell I still have three hours on the clock!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Wasn't meant to be reassuring. Like I said: the sacred rule. Anything could happen in that match.

(Okay, almost everything. Nothing happened that would require Spectrum's involvement.)

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

. . . You're winding me up on purpose, aren't you?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Gotta have some fun.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

You have odd ideas about 'fun', but then I'm not really one to talk.

[squidsinashirt]

This feels like a good time to bring out my West Ham Hawaiian shirt 🙂‍↔️

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Actually, that raises a good point. Do you know where Lady Penelope and her household stand on this point?

Also, since I just finished watching HA! YES! It's so close! One more match!

[squidsinashirt]

You’re gonna get a diplomatic answer of Foxleyheath United or something…

That’d also be assuming @socialitesleuth has ever willingly attended a soccer game 😂

[socialitesleuth]

Didn't we burn that monstrosity of a football shirt?

Shudders. I'm going to refrain for correcting you on your improper term for football, Gordon darling, but you are correct. Football isn't really my sport.

Parker, on the other hand, is a big fan of West Ham, I believe. Don't ask him about any recent games, though, unless you want to have a fully evidenced, verbal presentation for the rest of your afternoon.

[squidsinashirt]

So if you haven’t been ghosted, what’s she doing and why is she not talking you?

I could tell you. But then you’d need to meet an unfortunate end and that would be sad soooo…

Doing what she does best, and doing it in style, I’d imagine 🙂‍↔️

[socialitesleuth]

You know, I'm starting to believe that these Anons are not simply fishing for gossip, but that they're trying to coax out classified information...

[squidsinashirt]

Spying? Through the medium of the hellsite?

Maybe they’re just wanting to know you’re alive and well 🙂‍↔️

I know I am

Or they might not, I suppose, depending on who’s trying to dig up the dirt…

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

Gossip is a viable spying method. It just seems, mostly, harmless, and people get comfortable and drop their guard, thoughtlessly give away little crumbs of information without realizing... It's an intelligence nightmare.

[squidsinashirt]

You’re talking @socialitesleuth’s language there.

Loose lips sink ships and all that, Captain.

[socialitesleuth]

Mr. Turner is right. You'd be surprised by the inventive ways moles get their information. It's always those you least expect.

And no, this absolutely isn't lingering paranoia from an undercover operation I've recently returned from...

[squidsinashirt]

So if you haven’t been ghosted, what’s she doing and why is she not talking you?

I could tell you. But then you’d need to meet an unfortunate end and that would be sad soooo…

Doing what she does best, and doing it in style, I’d imagine 🙂‍↔️

[socialitesleuth]

You know, I'm starting to believe that these Anons are not simply fishing for gossip, but that they're trying to coax out classified information...

[socialitesleuth]

Hello Lady Penelope. Do you have any plans for Easter this year? What about your famous gala?

Hello, Anon.

Unfortunately, while I do indeed have plans, they will not be involving the famous gala. I have been called away on an assignment over the Easter weekend (and for slightly longer, though that is by-the-by) and so shall be spending the holiday working.

[thunderthirstbot]

Gordon never winning any of your Thirst polls tells the true matter - everyone is afraid of Lady Penelope.

We are told @socialitesleuth can be scary when she wants to be 👀 our processes are uncertain.

But the Gordon channel on the Discord is password protected, just in case 🤭

[socialitesleuth]

I'm glad my reputation precedes me.

Passwords are easy to crack. You might want to reconsider how you encrypt that server...

[socialitesleuth]

It’s lovely to see you back Lady P! How are you? How are things?

Thank you, Anon, that's terribly kind of you to say!

I am doing very well, thank you for inquiring. It has been a fairly busy few months, with much travelling for various galas, speeches, missions and, of course, the odd holiday in between.

[socialitesleuth]

I am aware my content has been lacking as of late, so allow me to offer you Bertie, the paddling pooch.

[thunderthirstbot]

Got to ask it - which of the Tracy’s boys would be most likely to break your heart? ‘Hook up and never hear from again’ sort of vibes? 👀

Well there’s only one way to answer this one Anon — a community poll! ❓❔❓❔❓❔

Which of the Tracy boys would be most likely to break your heart?

Scott

Virgil (if you actually choose this answer, the ThirstBot will find you 👀)

John

Gordon

Voting ended onMar 24

[womble1]

None of them, Grandma Tracy instilled manners and Jeff made sure they understood respect! Those boys would not dare ghost anyone, even if they need to politely thank you for your time and make it clear that it is not likely to be repeated.

[pareidoliaonthemove]

Although if you're hitting on her man, Lady Penelope will ABSOLUTLEY break your heart ... as well as every bone in your body.

[thunderthirstbot]

Don’t give @socialitesleuth too many ideas…

[socialitesleuth]

Who's to say I don't already have a list of ideas, hm?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@thunderthirstbot

You'd best take her seriously, I've seen @callsign-rhapsody 's list, and those two trade ideas.

[socialitesleuth]

That is very true. In fact, I'd dare say some of my best ideas have come from Dianne.

[thunderthirstbot]

Got to ask it - which of the Tracy’s boys would be most likely to break your heart? ‘Hook up and never hear from again’ sort of vibes? 👀

Well there’s only one way to answer this one Anon — a community poll! ❓❔❓❔❓❔

Which of the Tracy boys would be most likely to break your heart?

Scott

Virgil (if you actually choose this answer, the ThirstBot will find you 👀)

John

Gordon

Voting ended onMar 24

[womble1]

None of them, Grandma Tracy instilled manners and Jeff made sure they understood respect! Those boys would not dare ghost anyone, even if they need to politely thank you for your time and make it clear that it is not likely to be repeated.

[pareidoliaonthemove]

Although if you're hitting on her man, Lady Penelope will ABSOLUTLEY break your heart ... as well as every bone in your body.

[thunderthirstbot]

Don’t give @socialitesleuth too many ideas…

[socialitesleuth]

Who's to say I don't already have a list of ideas, hm?

[squidsinashirt]

T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ C̴̀͐ͅḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅl̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆d̶̡̲̗̼̮̤̤̳̲͖͓͍͔͓̓̎̽́̽̏̐͂̆͆͘͘͘r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅf̵̢̻͈̫̬̻͔̘̞͈̆̇̍̈̌͊ͅ F̵̜̜͎͉̯̜̓͂u̷̬̩̰̫͕̘͎̔́̃̄̍͋̓r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠ ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ǎ̴̯̀͠ṽ̵͇̟̺̣͓̰̭̲̼̻̪̩̰͒̓̿̄̾̔̊͝ͅë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ ǎ̴̯̀͠r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅṽ̵͇̟̺̣͓̰̭̲̼̻̪̩̰͒̓̿̄̾̔̊͝ͅë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝d̶̡̲̗̼̮̤̤̳̲͖͓͍͔͓̓̎̽́̽̏̐͂̆͆͘͘͘

@themysteronsrp ҉Y҉҉o҉҉u҉ ҉a҉҉r҉҉e҉ ҉u҉҉n҉҉p҉҉r҉҉e҉҉p҉҉a҉҉r҉҉e҉҉d҉

[themysteronsrp]

DO NOT TEMPT US GORDON TRACY. WE CAN AND WILL FIND EVERY SINGLE FURBY IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND ELIMINATE THEM. THAT WE HAVE NOT DONE ALREADY SO IS SOLELY DUE TO OUR REGARD FOR YOUR FAMILY AND THE THOUGHT OF THEM HAVING TO CONSOLE YOU AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR TOYS.

[realrocketboy]

did the minion thing actually take over Gordon's account??????

Or is he just messing with everyone-

[squidsinashirt]

T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅu̷̬̩̰̫͕̘͎̔́̃̄̍͋̓r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠ ǎ̴̯̀͠p̴̩͙̺̩͓̣͈͖̎ͅp̴̩͙̺̩͓̣͈͖̎ͅr̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅc̵̛̥͊ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝s̴̹̀̎̇͗̍͗̾̋̏̈͐͒̕͠͠ͅ

@themysteronsrp

[realrocketboy]

GORDON'S HAUNTED

[scramjettracy]

I know it’s probably wrong to feel a sense of satisfaction at the Scooter Sense being proven right about those things…

But before we go any further I cannot resist saying:

[socialitesleuth]

I vote on burning the blasted demon.

[socialitesleuth]

Some people might think that I hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas Eve, or that perhaps there was a time, when I was younger, where that was true. It never was.

I'm beyond fortunate to have a birthday coincide with such a beautiful and well-meaning celebration, and I'm forever grateful to all my family and friends who endeavour to make both occasions special.

Here's to another year around the Sun, and have a very Merry Christmas.

[squidsinashirt]

Unknown person who, one bottle of red wine deep, has told everyone it’s her birthday “somewhere in the Pacific”.

Even though it’s absolutely not but what’s twelve and a bit hours amongst friends? 🙂‍↔️

@socialitesleuth

[socialitesleuth]

Was I wrong?

And do I get extra today?

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Hot posts now in #TracyThirst

@MrsTracy881

Someone give those thunderboys some thunderbabies right now. RIGHT NOW!!! 😫

@ScottIsMyCopilot

Scott Tracy with a baby on his hip, giving orders with that commander voice?? Sir I am ONE INCIDENT AWAY from calling you Daddy in a non-baby-holding sense.

@ThunderDaddyAlert

Gordon would be a DILF. I SAID IT. DILF.

Like his father before him 🤗

@ThunderMomsAnonymous

Uncle Scott + baby carrier strapped across that broad chest… I need a moment.

No, actually, I need MEDICAL ATTENTION.

Virgil, your turn next please 🥵 those biceps were made for baby holding, amongst other things.

[scramjettracy]

Folks just to confirm AGAIN:

*** we do not date rescuees ***

Please do not get yourselves involved in any “incidents” for the sake of meeting us because if anything that will reduce your chances of err… doing any of the other things you describe. Which are already vanishingly low. In fact the only way your chances could get lower than us needing to rescue you is if you don’t survive the incident at all. Which would be sad.

In summary: DO NOT.

[thunderthirstbot]

It’s funny you should say this, Scotty the Hotty. We’re not sure we agree.

2 of your brothers are.

Possibly 3.

And your Grandma…

[scramjettracy]

Incorrect. You’re not a rescuee if we knew you first

Penny and Gordon had a whole will they won’t they going on before she ever needed rescuing (or he).

Alan had a crush on Brandon for a significant period before he required a rescue.

Whatever John and Ridley have going on doesn’t count. Because there are like 12 people who live in space and at least one of them is a sentient computer program so there are different rules for space dwellers.

Nobody rescued Kip. I don’t think anyone needs rescue Kip (except perhaps from starstruck fans but we weren’t very helpful in that regard… ;) )

[thunderthirstbot]

This seems like a lot of arguing of semantics, Mr Tracy.

Alan definitely rescued Brandon.

Gordon definitely rescued Penelope.

John definitely rescued Capt Ridley.

Virgil arguably rescued Cass Mcready as @yarol2075 has commented.

And nobody knew Kip before that rescue sooooo…

Is this just a Scott rule?

[socialitesleuth]

As Scott has already pointed out, I think you'll find that I have, on multiple occasions, been the one who rescued Gordon. Thus, not a rescuee.

[thunderthirstbot]

Being a token part of a rescue once does not really count in terms of balance, Your Ladyness 😘

[themysteronsrp]

@socialitesleuth WAS HARDLY A "TOKEN" PART OF ANYTHING.

JEALOUSY DOES NOT BECOME YOU @thunderthirstbot.

[socialitesleuth]

Thank you! I never thought I'd be thankful for the Mysterons, yet here we are.