[greenvegetable-deactivated20221]

sometimes i stare at the inside of a bell pepper like this is strange and beautiful ......

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

Teenage Dream isn’t a Katy Perry song, she was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose her I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it

[doggosource]

[heavensickness]

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

[blue-diamond-smokes-weed-now]

[everythingfox]

“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline”

(via)

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[talkgentlytome]

[dank-morpork]

And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.

[shirojikimattari]

LOOK WHO HAS SOMETHING DRAW. IT IS ME, MY GAY BITCHES.

[shirojikimattari]

Finally had a tiny break time.

So…. Anyone still up for golden eyed six foot tall priestess??

[animalcrossingqrdesigns]

same energy

[nocontext-noreason]

[timotaychalamet]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[cockkotwica]

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shadovvlurking]

[afacelesschampion]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

[loreofcardigan]

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

[letswreakhavoc-deactivated20241]

i got sent this after reblogging this post and like imagine being that pressed over a post about Britain’s shitty history like go off I guess

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

so many white people don’t get this

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”