Sailor, Man-Eater.

Chain me; I am hungry.

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"well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid"

[manny-jacinto]

a message from Rahul Kohli 

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m at a loss for words

[wonderbitchin]

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[rainbow-femme]

[methotrex8]

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

[luulapants]

Hope this helps!

[thebreakfastgenie]

who made this post

[marlinspirkhall]

Another hit post from God themself

[purenonsens]

Polish movie poster for Goncharov by Waldemar Świerzy. Due to delayed release behind the Iron Curtain, the film started screening year later in 1974, which is also the year this poster was made. A classic example of Polish School of Posters.

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[sandmandaddy69]

[shouty-y]

Rewatched Goncharov (1973) and did a few studies of my favourite scenes

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[kelzosmellzo]

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

[kelzosmellzo]

forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

[puppy95]

David Shrigley

[thegaymertrainer]

[jelibaen]

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

[granny-griffin]

terrible news. the exact fanfiction i want has not magically appeared and i may have to write it myself. more at 11

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[how-ll]

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

[staff]

They grow up so fast. :’)