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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
āoh, which fan-ā all of them, any of them, they are my children and Iām very protective of them
ilya definitely naively thought fucking shane was just going to be a fun time, an easy notch on his belt maybe. the chance to take the golden boy's anal virginity you know. but you can literally see him recalculating everything in real time when it's actually happening because Mr Guy Who Fucks has never felt like this while fucking someone before and shane makes such generous sounds and takes it so well and he's kissing ilya all over his face and staring into his eyes the whole time and ilya's giving into it too now and fuck oh fuck is shane coming untouched?? oh fuck he's a fucking miracle he's a fucking godsend and then UH OH now Mr Guy Who Fucks needs to fuck THIS SPECIFIC GUY forever
Ilya frantically trying to recover his stoic, detached air and failing repeatedly throughout the rest of the series. āItās simple Hollanderā my ass. And Iām very glad Shane eventually realized that Ilya was a bullshitter
HEATED RIVALRY -> Shane sounding like Ilya
+ 1 time Ilya sounded like Shane
They are so stinking cute. Add in that Shane does the little mimicking of Ilyaās accent (see: āyou still want?ā āI still wantā scene)
So, Hollanov toddler fic where, for whatever reason, Irina and Ilya are at the same airport as Shane and his parents.
Irina is having a stilted conversation with one of the airport workers, maybe her tickets are wrong because they've seated her five year old away from her, I don't fly so whatever.
Anyway Ilya is bored and doesn't really understand the conversation anyway so he's looking around and notices Shane, who saw a dog and wandered away from his parent because he wanted to pet it and forgot that he should say something about the dog and wanting to pet it, something something mostly nonverbal Shane.
So Shane realizes that he can't find his parents or the doggy and starts to cry and well, no one really cares about one crying toddler when they have flights to catch, except Ilya decides that he's going to help this kid, so he goes over and gets babyShane to stop crying and tells him he'll help in his very limited English and takes his hand to take him back to Irina but they can't find her so they go on an adventure through the airport trying to find either of their parents.
Eventually Shane remembers the bording gate he and his parents were going to and they go off to find it, they get there and Ilya is helping Shane climb onto a seat but Shane won't stand on it because you're not supposed to do that, that's a bad thing and Shane's already been bad enough in his eyes today so Ilya is standing on the chair looking for two people that look like Shane because the concept of parents not looking like their kids is foreign to him.
However, they are only little and airports, adventures and new friends are exhausting, so eventually Ilya sits down in the chair and curls up with Shane and they fall asleep together sharing the same chair.
They are found by an airport worker who reports it but doesn't want to wake the children so they wait while the parents are located and brought over and while Yuna meets Irina David is taking a dozen pictures of the two on his camera.
However they do still have flights to catch and while Ilya doesn't wake up when Irina untangled him Shane does and wails the entire way to the bording gate and through most of their flight before he passes out from exhaustion.
Unfortunatly Shane asks for Ilya almost everyday for a year because he's his bestest friend and he helped him find his parents but neither David nor Yuna thought to get anything more than Irina's name, they didn't think their son would fixate on a boy he knew for a handful of hours so deeply.
Ilya also asks for Shane but well, he's no stranger to not getting things he wants so his asking doesn't last nearly as long.
Of course, David never got the pictures from that trip developed, at least not until after the Hollanov wedding, and he finds a handful of pictures of his kid with another kid (who he does eventually recognize as Ilya but not immediatly) curled up in an airport chair and thinks that looks familiar and realized that it's the same exact way Ilya and Shane curl up together on the couch or loveseat when they are over watching a movie.
And maybe there is a picture or two of Irina collecting a sleeping Ilya and of him sleeping on her shoulder before they leave.
And David wonders if maybe, just maybe they were meant to find one another.
He does, of course, use the pictures to embarass them at one of their anniverseries when Harris is asking aboit the Hollanov Timeline, David has the gleeful pleasure of saying that Ilya and Shane are both wrong as he whips the pictures out and says they were meant for each other long before Rookie season or the summer before and thus causes a breakdown in most of the team and their partners but also unlocks that memory for Ilya and Shane.
Something something, we'll make our way back to eachother no matter what, and I'll find you in every lifetime.
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-destiny / fate / two sides of the same coin mentioned
-arthur says āMER-LIN!ā
-merlin lightning strikes or kills someone
-gaius gaslights or lies to someone
-merlin saves arthurās life
-when you see utherās angry face
-if thereās an assassination attempt on uther or arthur
-merlin or arthur call each other āclotpoleā / ādollop headā / āpratā / ācabbage headā / āsimpletonā / āturnip headā / āidiotā
-merlin hears voices or sees the future
-kilgharrah laughs
-merlin makes himself old
-when morgana stares menacingly
-when merlin and arthur stare at each other
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#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.
My personal favorite is starting a new show I saw on Tumblr and realizing friend from gif is not the main character, or even a major supporting character. Who are these people and where is my friend?
Literally my biggest hurdle to watching Teen Wolf š i remember someone on AO3 made a post that was basically a heads up that Stiles is not the main character despite being the primary focus of like 90% of fanfics
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Hello! I'm back with another au idea for you all on this fine day! I hope you enjoy! :D
In this au, Arthur learns of the prophecy of Emrys and the Once and Future King before he learns about Merlin's magic. Because of this, he thinks that the golden age of Albion will result in Merlin becoming Emrys and thus losing his soul to magic. So, to ensure that Merlin is never taken from him by magic, Arthur resolves to make sure that there is no peace in Albion, so the golden age can never come to pass.
While this premise might seem angsty, I personally would see it more as a crackfic where everything Arthur does to try to prevent peace and prosperity winds up making everything more peaceful and prosperous instead!
Arthur would try to plunge Albion into chaos and war in a variety of ways, but all of them backfire on him. As a method of last resort, Arthur repeals the magic ban because he thinks that it'll ruin Camelot forever, only for that to be the last thing that finally brings lasting peace to the kingdom.
At one point during this, Arthur would try to reach out to Morgana on ways to ruin all the peace in the land (since, in his opinion, she's the expert on that), but Morgana realizes that Arthur is trying to burn down Uther's legacy and is going to repeal the magic and takes it to mean that Arthur is finally seeing things her way and decides to be friends with Arthur again, since they're now united in their goals of spreading chaos and ruining everything Uther built. Which would, inevitably, lead to more peace and unity in Camelot, against Arthur's best efforts.
I think that the funniest (or most heartbreaking) part of this entire idea is that Arthur is fully willing to deliberately ruin his kingdom and plunge the land into war if it means keeping Merlin by his side. This is because, in Arthur's mind, nothing Arthur can do to ruin his own kingdom can be as devastating to him as the consequences of Merlin being taken from him.
arthur + co head into the woods for some fucking reason don't ask me and arthur gets separated and meets with some rogue druids? idk a couple magic people and one of em tries to attack arthur but the attacks fail and the other one (leader? idk) just goes "dumbass. fucking look at him. you think your magic would work against him?" and the other one looks at arthur for a long time before going "oh shit,, bros protected." and the leader nods and is like "yeah. by emrys. so don't be stupid and try to hurt him again otherwise emrys might come after you and i'll die by proxy." and arthur is just there like "hi. wtf are you talking about?" and gets a short explanation about emrys and all the protection spells he's cast over arthur to the point where he's almost basically immune to magic. and arthur is like "hi. idk an emrys. also why would a super powerful sorcerer be protecting me?"
anyways, they're like "no yeah emrys is protecting you from the shadows. has been for a while now. you probably don't know him as emrys - he goes by another name. based on the sheer amount of spells on you, he's been protecting you for years." and then they dip bc like hell are they gonna stick around for emrys to find them talking to arthur and arthur makes his way back to the knights and merlin and merlin gets all naggy like "wtf is ur problem? stop wandering off! you could've died! i wasn't there to protect you!" and arthur shoots back instinctively like "and how would you protect me, merlin?" and merlin just glares before rolling his eyes and going "you have no idea the amount of times i've saved your ungrateful ass"
BOOM arthur suspects merlin and stalks him and watches him perform magic and watches as druids and sorcerers kneel before him and call him "lord emrys" and he's just like "wtf." idk. it was the barest glimpse of a vision from god. this is all i got. yall gotta fill in the gaps.
Your tags are cracking me up. The idea that Arthur is not only stunned to discover Merlin = Emrys but also that the dragon is alive, well, and Merlinās go-to for all things magic is hilarious.
Arthur knows.
Of course he knows. But Merlin doesn't want him to know. And Arthur would move heaven and earth for that idiot. So he keeps it to himself.
Until one day, that is, when Merlin comes to work and he's more tired than usual. Then, when helping Arthur with his tunic, he can't quite lift his left arm all the way up.
Arthur: Merlin. Lift your shirt.
Merlin: Sire?
Arthur: I said, lift your shirt Merlin. I'll not ask again.
Merlin slowly lifts the left side of his shirt, wincing, only to reveal a nasty bruise. He can see the anger laced in Arthurs features. But what scares him more, is the lack of confusion. The lack of question. There's is only understanding, and rage.
Arthur: I don't want you out of my sight for the rest of the day.
Merlin: You're not going to ask-.
Arthur cuts him off with a meaningful look. In that moment Merlin knows he knows.
Merlin: Oh. Uhm. Yes sire.... Thank you.
Arthur: No Merlin. Thank you.
There is more that needs to be said. They will talk many times about this. But for now, Arthur just needs his sorcerer safe. The rest can wait.
Billy: steve? harrington? pssht, i- *trips* *dozens of pictures of Steve spill out of his jacket* what a- what a loser *hundreds more clamour to the floor* god i really hate that guy. heāsā *gathers them up* *sweating* heās a total idiot. the pictures? nah those aināt mine
Max, with the SpongeBob smirk: wowww you really like him, huh
Billy: *shakily stuffing the photos back into their hiding spots* n-no idea what youāre talking about shitbird, just sh-shut up alright?
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Me entering the fandom 5 years late:
Witchers making their own armor in winters
Lambert putting nipples on geralts the night before they head back down the path. And geralt is so excited to see jaskier he's not really paying attention to details
Jaskier laughing so hard he pees when he sees geralt
Geralt then finally noticing the uh āenhancementā to his armor and frantically pulling off the chest plate while insisting that no Jaskier, Witchers donāt have emotions and therefore it would be impossible for him to be blushing right now.