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Self aggrandizing, frequently moralizing, but ultimately just here to have a good time.

a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

wordfather

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

orcposts

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

goblinposts

> use genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use hand on genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use genitals on hand

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> help

orcposts

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

goblinposts

man fuck this game

fuckingayassbitch

That's the idea

anonbeadraws

i think, sometimes the best way to get some toxic thought circles to leave you alone is to get them out and this felt good

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kedreeva

I planted ten little pawpaw trees today

Pawpaws are a Michigan native fruit that looks like it should not be a Michigan native fruit.

I'm told that it has the consistency of avocado, but tastes like a combination of banana, pineapple, and mango, with and earthy aftertaste. They are EXTREMELY delicate fruits, such that they are not really shipped anywhere- to eat them you have to find someplace local that has trees, or have trees, yourself.

I've always wanted to try them, so, I bought a few saplings, and spent a couple hours tonight planting them. They won't fruit for another 5 years at least. Each hole dug, each rootball excavated from its pot, each circle of mulch around the base of them... that's hope. That's a promise to be here 5 years from now, to see them flower, to pull sweet fruit from the limbs and try it for the first time.

A lot can happen in 5 years. But, I hope that you'll be here, too, to see how it turns out.

wizardpostsdotorg

starting to think we won't be able to cock and ball torture these extreme mood swings under control

orcboxer

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

peopleingishard

^not my post but same sentiment

espressonist

They are THE WORST

I understand that that's why you're meant to do them as part of an assessment, so I imagine you could explain/express that, but damn.

I have many opinions about that autism test. 🤣

reinstarnation

i failed the autism test hard but my psychiatrist and therapist spent a sum total of 2 hours with me and went "autistic"

well. among other diagnoses but they went autistic most prevalently.

Black Miku

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

lgbtlaughs

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”