Self aggrandizing, frequently moralizing, but ultimately just here to have a good time.
Claire Keane
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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shark vs the universe
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@sociallyincompatible
Self aggrandizing, frequently moralizing, but ultimately just here to have a good time.
Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.
The nonprofitās set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a āPotato Paloozaā event on Monday in Park Hill. āAnyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,ā Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.
This is the dream
literally a cartoon bad guy
humans are space orcs-type situation where almost all sapient aliens are one of or the sole dominant apex predator on their home worlds so no one is that surprised by the whole āhumans are ravenously hungry predatorsā thing. itās the future. we have lab-grown meat for almost everyone, and the few sapient herbivores we do have are very understanding about āiām an obligate carnivore iām gonna starve if i canāt eat at least mostly meatā so thatās fine
what they are very put off by is the social behavior. theyāre mostly lone predators who will pair-bond with a mate or a small group to raise young, but not any more than that, so the concept of humans hanging out in groups that are hundreds strong is very odd
itās not even that the desires for companionship and touch are weird. many species have domesticated some of their planetsā wildlife for the same reasons humans got dogs and horses, so theyāre familiar with friendliness as a trait, but theyāre used to it in animals that are, for fear of sounding rude, kinda dumb
humans are so, so wildly not dumb, and the combination of wicked smart and very friendly is a bit eerie to everyone. the human equivalent situation is something like āour hunting party adopted a golden retriever we saw on the street, and she spent like four hours cuddling with us, at her request mind you, and then grabbed a wrench and fixed our hyperdrive without asking. no one explained to her how one works and she claims sheās never seen one before and just āfigured it out.ā i donāt know what to make of thatā
hot take:Ā
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING āUGLYā BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think heās an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, thereās very little middle ground.
omg now iām like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, Iām afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.
We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til weāre wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does
Sorry that was uncalled for
i cant breathe, help, lotr
minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome
I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homieās clothes/skin/hair and itās driving you nuts and you just gotta be like āhold still, lemme get that for you real quick.ā
One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, āwould it hurt him if I pulled that off?ā And the teacher said, āyes it actually could, itās probably still attached to living skin if it hasnāt come off yetā and I was like āoh, sorry,ā and he said, āthatās okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.ā And damn, thatās such an accurate descriptor.
Anyways I hope aliens donāt mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, weāll have to tell them itās a trait we evolved to survive ticks.
Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"
One of the most important critical texts of this century imo
image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description
Rewatching some of season 2, and I love that the show uses the same camera angle, but reversed, for the council scene in 2x20 with Londo posturing and ordering G'Kar back to Narn to be tried and executed, and 5x16 when Londo is defying a potential arrest/execution order of his own to protect him.
Actually I already have a full time job coping with noises
oh, thatās cool. Iām over in the situations department..
Oh I hear it's rough there. I hear it loudly and repeatedly
there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.
The zoo sometimes lets peacocks around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that
I was cleaning out my desk and found my very last remaining tumblr sticker.
For the young people, or maybe the ones who just didnāt know. Back in the day (2011-2012 ish) if you sent a prepaid, pre-addressed envelope to tumblr headquarters in NYC. They would throw a bunch of these stickers in the envelope and send it back to you.
This was peakā¢ļø ātumblr eraā and I remember plenty of people doing this, myself included. I received about 6 I think and for years I would always place one on my laptop. It was great for making friends in college lol.
Anyway, it might just be the nostalgia glasses, but I miss the feeling. Or maybe I just miss my youth lol.
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that š
i feel like pjackk
again
I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.
Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.
So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.
Needed to hear this today.
as much as I cannot handle being perceived yes this tracks