[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Waiter: so what would you like to order?

Sombra: can i get a milkshake with two straws?

Widowmaker, blushing: aw, that's so cute olivia-

Sombra, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fucking fast i can drink this

[novelroadto1mil]

Hufflepuff: *says something dumb*

Slythierin: remind me again why I’m so in love with you?

Hufflepuff: *smiles*

Slytherin: Ah, of course

[novelroadto1mil]

Someone: ugh Hufflepuffs are useless and stupid

Hufflepuffs, not listening in the kitchens:

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: ~Just hear those sleigh bells jingling~

Gryffindor: HALLOWEEN WAS LITERALLY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN

Hufflepuff: NO IT'S CHRISTMAS

Slytherin: CHRISTMAS

[ravenclawravings]

Hufflepuff: Hey, I'm going to grab some breakfast. Do you want anything?

Ravenclaw: Sleep replacement.

Hufflepuff: What?

Ravenclaw: Oh I mean warm bean juice.

Hufflepuff: Do you mean coffee?

Ravenclaw: Yes! Words are hard in the morning.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Slytherin: I don’t really have friends.

Hufflepuff: Bold words from someone who is in hugging range.

[katiecomma]

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

[whole-grain-wheat-thicks]

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

[frontier001]

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

[katiecomma]

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

[mahoippu-deactivated20200905]

this is gay privilege 

[bbyinblu]

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

[holydarkhallelujah]

[candyredterezii]

[mrdsc1010]

[carnivalhueso]

when you’re eating ice cream at the refrigerator at 2:47 am and you hear a noise nearby

[shine-sprites]

[legendsofgallifrey-deactivated2]

dw meme »   Supporting Characters [2/2] »  Madame Vastra

A giant dinosaur from the distant past has just vomited a blue box from outer space. This is not a day for jumping to conclusions.

[birdpal]

my favorite character from lord of the rings

[aaaaaaa-aaab-deactivated2024122]

@hermanthedragon

[alinovel-deactivated20181128]

Persephone: (kisses Hades's neck)

Hades: what is this ?

Persephone: affection

Hades: disgusting

Hades:

Hades: do it again

[datshq]

Team Urameshi and Concerning Traits

Kuwabara: way too down to die for his friends

Yusuke: already went and died for his friends

Hiei: would and has comitted first degree murder for his friends

Kurama: has tortured people for his friends because murder was too inefficient

[fiveofpeepees]

ohmygod this is so cute??? and so me??? jirou bites her earphone jack reblog if u agree