dani california

I thought every prayer I made in your name might be the last so I never spoke a first.

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[musicalmoritz]

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[catchymemes]

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

"You broke a lot of rules, Price."

"No more rules."

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CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE IV (2026)

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[helpimsotired]

Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)

[formichi]

[quasi-normalcy]

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[bluenightjar]

This is what I imagine Ghost’s fridge to be like

[lampshadefrankly]

we need John green to buy tumblr

@sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I do often think, "You know what's missing from my life? 200,000 nerds yelling at me every day."

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[melonbits-archive]

thing that happened to me just now

[elvenvespers]

stris + londes rando sketch while I prolong my bedtime

[casgirl]

Can’t stop laughing at the “I spent 45 years as a LAPD detective investigating proship crimes” post. True detective where woody harrelson is like damnit rust we’ve got no leads. Tumblr deactivated. Twitter locked. Works orphaned. And Matthew mcconaughey is like *takes a long drag of his cigarette* check out the victim’s DreamWidth.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed