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[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[fishing-princess]

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

[fishing-princess]

Somewone who understabds me…

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[3liza]

can i be completely real with you guys for a minute or are you going to kill me and murder me for speaking my truth online

[3liza]

despite it being probably my favorite animated work of all time, i cant watch 1952's award-winning cartoon masterpiece "Feed the Kitty" very often because the way the dog gets so so sad when he thinks his little kitty has been made into cookies makes me so upset that i start crying in real life

[ohsailors]

[trilobutch]

california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

[metallicat777]

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[teathattast]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[breadmp3]

crochet miffy & melanie

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[crowtrobotx]

[crehate]

artist: miranda sofroniou

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position