But life ain’t what it seems, Oh everything’s a mess.

Busy being overcome with feels about fictional characters.... Still confused as to why being a fangirl is not a legitimate career option?!

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[runesandfaes]

This is fucking hilarious

[lexiewrites]

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[veterinaryrambles]

This message is veterinarian-approved!!!

[mad-dyspunktional]

In case it isn’t clear, that is literally the last bone of a cat’s toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. It’s an amputation.

[xprmnt626]

Get claw caps instead! They stay on pretty well and your cat can walk around normally. You can take them off whenever you want. This is great for house cats. They don’t need their claws for defense but they need them to walk the way we need toes. This keeps them from scratching you or furniture and keeps them happy and healthy. It’s a win for everyone. Plus your cat will look like it got a kitty manicure.

[constable-nugget]

Reblogging again for the last comment, for anyone who wants to argue about saving their precious furniture. Boom! Problem solved.

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

I regularly trim my cat’s claws because I love him

[cisnowflake]

They’re super cheap too!

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Not really a cat person, but this is still important.

[heehoo-snek]

PLS DONT REMOVE UR CATS TOE BONES

[onegirlinalltheworld]

”The woman’s got to show up, [like], “We all done, sweetie? Okay. Out you go, I gotta make a story out of this mess.”

[festeringfae]

#me @ quentin tarantino fans

[sputnikcentury]

Mad Max: Fury Road and practically every film JJ Abrams has ever made including The Force Awakens.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

Mad Max: Fury Road was edited by Margaret Sixel, who is married to George Miller and who he begged to edit the film because he said that if a man edited it, would be a totally different movie and not one he wanted to make.

Maryann Brandon and Mary Jo Markey edited The Force Awakens. Maryann Brandon has worked on almost all of the shows and films Abrams has worked on and Mary Jo Markey is also a frequent collaborator.

Thelma Colbert Schoonmaker has edited all of Martin Scorcese’s films since Raging Bull and worked with him for around 40 years.

Sally Menke edited all of Quentin Tarantino’s films until her tragic death in 2010.

Julia Bloch is an editor gaining attention for her work on Blue Ruin and Green Room.

about 40% of Hollywood editors are women. when discussing how these women are underrepresented, you need to give their names.

[smartassjen]

Holy shit, I did not know all this. Very cool.

[chaosslibrarian]

really bummed that there’s very little Travelers content on tumblr. It’s such a sweet show, but sci-fi shows generally don’t get a lot of viewers or a big fandom. I think it’s fun to see lots of actors from Continuum on there (and the name Mr. Ingram made me a bit happy lol). 

I had hoped they would give Omari Newton and Stephen Lobo bigger roles though. I love Jennifer Spence’s role though, so different from Betty. She’s so blunt and just… great. 

Anyway, I really recommend watching Travelers… especially if you love sci-fi shows. 

[welcometoyouredoom]

[i-love-chris-evans13]

Just wanted to say, this is literally one of the best shows Netflix has right now. But sadly is barely known and they don’t even bother in making publicity for this amazing show which is kind of sad.

That’s why I’ll take this moment to tell you, give this show a chance, watch it on Netflix and trust me when I say, you won’t regret it. This show has everything. Great cast, photography, story, production, you name it.

It deserves to be known and appreciated. Currently has 2 seasons and 24 episodes. All on Netflix.

[adinarosa]

“Something Different”

*Set between s3 and s4*

“What’re you doin’?” Daryl asked, voice soft and gravelly.

Carol jumped, dropping his clothes and blushing, “sorry! I was just- I- I think some of my laundry got mixed with yours,” she fumbled through her words, eyes wide and hands moving awkwardly as she explained.

She knew they were in there somewhere, having checked her laundry and finding some of his shirts there and some of hers missing. She put two and two together and realized she must have mixed their clothes together on accident after she washed them.

She had taken her shirts and socks already, finding them fairly quickly. His clothes we’re all pretty much the same color- unlike hers. She found a few more of her items, but continued to dig her hands through the bundled pieces of fabric, knowing she was still missing something.

“That it?” He asked, scratching at his chin. His arms folded as he watched her sigh and stop digging through the pile on the floor.

“I think so? I’m not sure,” she said before a thought crossed her mind. She looked through her stuff she had already grabbed, not seeing what she hoped she’d already found, already knowing they weren’t in her cell.

She quickly continued rummaging, and Daryl only waiting so long before moving passed her and into his cell “I think you got it all… but how ‘bout if I see any a your shit later, I’ll bring it to you.”

Carol’s eyes widened and she cringed, “no! No- it’s- I can keep looking.”

Daryl frowned and sighed with slight annoyance, “I need t'get changed. Got watch soon and this shits gettin’ gross,” he grimaced, pulling at the shirt he had on.

Carol scanned his floor once more and made a face before she stood up, her few articles of clothing bunched up in her arms. She walked out of his cell, her anxiety tearing at her.

*

Daryl sat on his bed with a groan, his sore muscles aching. He stretched his shoulders and leaned over, grabbing at the first clean shirt he saw on his floor. He pulled his dirty shirt over his head, grunting slightly as he did so. As he went to put his head through the freshly washed shirt, he saw a colorful piece of fabric stuck to the inside of it. “What the…”

He pinched the edge of the odd fabric, pulling it from his clothing and holding it up. He inspected it for a moment before unraveling it. His eyebrows scrunched up before shooting toward his hairline. Why the fuck did he have lacy panties in his… oh, god. Carol.

He grabbed the fabric, bundling it back up before walking out of his cell. What was he supposed to say when he returned them? He paused a few feet from her cell, thinking of possible ways to do this, cringing at every scenario.

He decided to go with the easiest way to not embarrass himself, breathing in deeply before stepping towards her door. He pulled the curtains aside and quickly tossed the panties into her cell, speed walking away and hoping she didn’t notice.

He was almost to his cell when he heard the dreaded sound of her curtains being thrown aside. “Did you just throw these at my face?”

Daryl turned around and shrugged, not looking at her. “Sorry…”

Carol almost laughed at his facial expression. Almost. She would have had she not had the exact same look on her face.

“That what you were lookin’ for?” He said, finally breaking the silence. Carol pursed her lips and nodded, shyly looking at the ground.

Daryl chewed his lip a moment before finally asking; “why you got those? Can’t be comfortable.”

Carol chuckled, feeling some of the awkward tension fade, “I don’t know… something different? I guess?” She smirked at him, “I have a few more I haven’t worn in case you wanted to borrow some,” she teased.

He scoffed, ignoring her comment and trying to keep his thoughts PG. He silently cursed himself at his next words, immediately regretting the question. “Wear them often?”

“Why? Did you wanna see?” She said in a sweet sarcastic voice, raising an eyebrow suggestively and grinning.

“Stop,” he said gruffly, looking anywhere but her before returning to his cell. Shit.

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[spyvstailor]

Hey Guys

So, I never do this. I don’t enjoy doing things like this, no one does, but…like I’m being laid off from my job at the end of this month and I would super, SUPER appreciate it if you could reblog this post with links to my Amazon books. I could use the sales now more than ever. And I know a lot of you don’t care and that’s cool, man. I don’t blame you. Who cares about someone else losing their livelihood? But, please, just…get this out and about? I’m really worried about where my next paycheck will be coming from at the end of this month. I’m applying for jobs elsewhere, but in the meantime, every little bit could help, you know?

Anyways, here’s the links:

Evelyn McBride: Book One

Evelyn McBride: Book Two

If you like historical fiction and the 1920′s and post-WWI era, then you may enjoy this series.

Thanks in advance to everyone who opts to help a fellow human being out. I know not a lot of you will reblog this, but thanks to those who do.

[backdoorteenmom]

[hussyknee]

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

[lesbianredhood]

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

[writing-prompt-s]

Multi-dimensional travel already exists, but no one visits our dimension because it’s “that” one

[fageleh]

This isn’t a prompt, it’s just a fact.

[musethedead]

Carzekiel Naysayers: Carol doesn’t even like Ezekiel. She doesn’t even give him the time of day. It’ll never happen.

Me: How every canon ship started on TWD

Seems to be par for the course if you ask me.

[gracefullmesss]

I think she does like him and does give him the time of day. However going by this TWD relationship process you have stated. As if this is a method TWD sticks by…then Caryl is going cannon

[freefromthecocoon]

Caryl is Endgame my friends!!!!

[shanahaniganz]

Isn’t it beautiful? No wonder they are the #1 ship.

[musethedead]

If your delusion wasn’t laughable, the fact you think it’s gonna be ok to reblog that shit on my post is.

[shanahaniganz]

It is OK. It’s all gonna be OK. Breathe.

[sarahsquinn]

Caryl ON

[gracefullmesss]

[alleykatt89-deactivated20180803]

Caryl Caryl Caryl Caryl 😂😂😂

[freefromthecocoon]

Wow…from the mouths of the actors! #CarylISEndgame

[zainapbaraketcaryl]

CARYL IS ENDGAME BITCHES

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Xergion

[madlori]

This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program.

Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible infant mortality rate and cubs are often rejected, so we get a lot of cubs to raise from all over the country (other zoos and sanctuaries, mostly).

The cubs are placed with a puppy friend when they are wee and small, so they grow up together like littermates. They play together, wrestle, and the dogs (yellow Labs) are so calm, friendly and well-socialized that the cheetahs take behavioral cues from them. When they meet new people, or go into new situations (which they often do, as ambassador animals for cheetah conservation), they check out if their dog friend is feeling chill - which he is - and then they know it’s okay for them to be chill, too.

Basically the dog is a service animal for them.

The cats need their dog friends less and less as they get older and more comfortable, but they still often hang out as grownups.

Our zoo does cheetah runs, where the cheetahs get to chase a lure and show off their speed. Often they’ll have one of the cheetahs run (we have like twelve cheetah), and then they’ll have one of the dogs do the run to show how much faster the cats are. People get a kick out of that. The dogs…let’s just say they try their best.

[cezarywho]

Omg I’m crying, this is so beautiful. 😭

[unclefather]

[babyanimalgifs]

[sodamnzen]

Just searching the travelers tag and now I think I've started shipping philip and trevor but I never even thought of it before, tumblr actually just makes me ship me stuff so easily with the cute gif sets