*Smells like SPRINGTIME !!!

┆PFP by @newgroundstier !!┆Kenny Springz, resident boygirl┆22┆They/He/She┆

[sodaspringz]

okay i am officially becoming a slut i think today was the breaking point. how can i be in misery when i look so damn good about it 🧸💗💫 happy summer everyone i'm going to drink a million strawberry milkshakes and always have my little tummy out

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[thememedaddy]

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[theorangepdf]

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

[lets-be-real-dan]

Because life sucks and we’re regressing hehe

[infectiouspiss]

plug in some damn headphones before i regress into a caveman and smash your phone with a rock

[sodaspringz]

NO ONE TOLD ME THEY REMADE WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING ??!?!??.

[sodaspringz]

how long do i have to shower to turn to sludge and get sucked down the drain

[sodaspringz]

time sensitive question otherwise i might kill

[sodaspringz]

how long do i have to shower to turn to sludge and get sucked down the drain

[reverentwormpriest]

my thirsty ass could NOT be a hematologist

[mousegirlheart]

IF YOU LOVE FAT WOMEN HIT THAT MF REBLOG

[fragile-dyke]

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

[fragile-dyke]

bucky barnes? you think this is bucky barnes coded? bucky barnes from the american imperialism movies? that bucky barnes? you think bucky fucking barnes has ever experienced a wet pussy or a pure heart full of whimsy? you’re going to come onto my post and say hashtag bucky coded? this post? bucky barnes?

[fnich-enthusiast]

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[reactionimagesdaily]

[sodaspringz]

oh fool save me fool

[panic-at-the-disco-elysium]

Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship

[panic-at-the-disco-elysium]

Raycons - overpriced repackaged cheap bullshit

Hello fresh - last years workers were on strike for shitty work conditions and there’s reports of union busting. Never have i seen a youtuber acknowledge this at all

Adam and Eve - the dildos aren’t all from body safe materials. Don’t risk it with cheap dildos it can fuck your body up

Audible - owned by amazon

Idk which one but one of the vpn ones mined bitcoin from ur computer and they’re useful but generally falsely advertised, not a big tech person but this guy talks about it

All the fit teas and shakes etc are bullshit that just makes you poop and loose water weight short term

Raid shadow legends - lol do i even need to explain this one

All the loot crates - filled with cheap junk they’re getting wholesale

The online coupon thingies are a data harvesting scam. Just google the shop name + coupon when shopping

The online therapy better help was a whole big controversy and i still see this shitty company being promoted

Idk maybe the learning platform ones are the exception but i never looked into them

[highly--distractible]

Adding on to this. Skillshare is hard to cancel. There’s a slight chance this has changed but when I looked into subscribing, there was a lot of people complaining about having to email the company multiple times to cancel.

Since Squarespace is templets, they legally own whatever you make. If you decide to change providers, you can’t take it with you. You’re stuck with them forever or have to rebuild your website from the ground up. You at least own the domain name so there’s that, but for me it’s not worth the work if I have to restart should I ever decide I hate the company.

I want more people to know this because every time I’ve looked into something advertised by youtubers, it’s never been good.

[badgraph1csghost]

Time to talk about SponsorBlock again.

This is a Firefox extension that automatically skips sponsorship messages in Youtube videos. The fact that these small-time corporations feel the need to make Youtube creators behave like trained animals for a tiny contribution is stupid in the first place.

[sacred-portal]

[possuminnit]

I could be a beautiful test subject, you can trust me

[possuminnit]

poke me with your needles I'll sit pretty I promisee