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it doesn’t say god on el perrito supper gordito because that is god
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a masterpost
you can only reblog this every day of the week
it doesn’t say god on el perrito supper gordito because that is god
Uh oh! Werewolf girl!! I really wanted to make another female for my story. I made her Romeo’s close friend because they will beat you to death!!
Welcome back, boys!
Cómic sobre la evasión masiva del transporte público que se realizó en Chile durante las manifestaciones.
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Fun fact! Water actually turns "blood red" when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt's environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
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The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
keeping my promise of giving anything remotely dirty to rico. for consistency’s sake.
Concept art (I guess) of the antichrist(s)
HC: everytime Warlock lights a cigarette, Adam turns it into a candy stick or something like that. He quits smoking eventually.
What could be Warlock's cat name?
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco
now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes
THIRTY MINUTE?????
THESE ARE SPEEDPAINTS??!?
WHAT
if you think math is hard, try explaining the anatomy of a stringed instrument without laughing
my poor music teacher: this part of the violin is called the f-hole
classroom full of 12 year olds:
Diego: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Randy: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Diego: Not when you're playing with Sammy and Dora, it's not. They use words like "iridium". And I use words like "pig".
Dora and the Lost City of Gold: Spoilers
You fuckers better stop making jokes because no other live action remake will ever touch the pure perfection that this movie incapulated. He’s 15 things that makes this movie one of my new favorites to the point where I want to pre-order it on dvd ASAP
1. There are several times the movie straight up said “fuck the British”
2. There is a hallucinogenic scene where everything is the animated series including ALL of the old characters
3. Dora breaks the 4th wall with the same energy as Deadpool
4. Dora saves the day TWICE by just respecting another culture
5. OH MY GOD THE ENDING DANCE SEQUENCE KILLED ME
6. It’s so self aware and actually uses the weird rules of the Dora universe to its own advantage in genius ways like Dora’s backpack containing everything she needs including just pulling out a fucking knife
7. Dora wasn’t forced into a relationship with the character that obviously had a crush on her, in fact, his crush is never acknowledged by any of the other characters
8. The characters actually act like teenagers throughout the entire movie, there is no weird switch where they start acting like adults, it is frequently acknowledged that they’re teenagers
9. Diego and Dora’s friendship is so natural even though they “have” to be friends since they’re family
10. The “twist villain” isn’t treated as if we’re dumb and had to be tricked. He tells the audience that he’s the villain halfway through
11. Dora beats a dude’s ass with a yo-yo
12. Boots talks out of nowhere in a very deep voice and??? It’s never acknowledged again??? It’s never explained???
13. On that note, Swiper can talk and is very human like throughout the entire movie and that’s never acknowledged but it makes everything he does 10 times funnier
14. The actress that plays Dora is the best casting in cinematic history
15. Visually, the whole movie is beautiful, yes the CGI Boots and Swiper is a little out of place but it’s not bad at all
Randy: I just found my 7th grade math teacher on a gay porn website, oh my god.
Diego: Why were you on a gay porn website?
Sammy: For oatmeal recipes, why the fuck do you think.
Sammy: We've been trying to tell you this for years: Your bacon allergy is a lie
Diego: Your parents made it up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.
Dora: No, no! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!
Dora: Bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying 'thank you'...
Dora: Oh my god.