~hola~

Sofía, 22

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[snorlaxatives]

one time i was at my friends place and we were cooking this zucchini noodle recipe and it called for two cloves of garlic and me, being the garlic connoisseur that i am, jokingly said “two is not nearly enough let’s do twenty” and my friend was just like “why on earth would we do that” and in that moment i knew the garlic fandom is a niche and special group… some minds just haven’t expanded to our horizons yet 

[snorlaxatives]

this is a meme for sophisticated minds only, normies don’t interact! 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[wow-david]

My parrot has a vague understanding of the word “no.” He knows to stop doing what he’s doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it.

He knows it’s a word that is used when he’s doing something he shouldn’t be doing. However, being told “no” doesn’t make him stop doing it in future.

If he’s ever out of my sight or if I’m not paying attention, I know exactly when he’s doing something bad.

Because he says “no” to himself as he does it.

[cerullos]

this is still….so funny

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[destinyrush]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

Imagine being this fresh every time you breathe

[myk0119]

[academicssay]

[sappling]

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

[respectfulmemes]

[just-cat-memes]

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

with great power comes a great electricity bill

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Let’s play a game…” (via nandaz01)

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed