Colombian

Sofía Margarita Vergara Vergara. Born July 10, 1972. 43 years old. Mother of one. Actress, comedienne, producer, model, businesswoman. Nearly a dentist. Proud to be Colombian. DISCLAIMER: I am not the real Sofia Vergara and I claim no association. I am a roleplayer only and this page is for creative purposes only. Nothing is mine except for the writing.

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milomiglia:

I’ve been awake for 36 hours. I need a cup of coffee like… yesterday.

You do not need sleepiness as an excuse to drink coffee.

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xezra-miller:

Starting this day with some meditation and spiritual cleansing. Soul and herbal. 23 minutes or more, for 23 sublime years today! I encourage you to join me.

It sounds like a lot of pressure for only 23 years.

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WillaEvans: Way to be a douche.

SofiaVergara: @WillaEvans Sometimes people cannot help this.

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SerindaTveit: Sorry guys. I'm as heartbroken as you are. Hopefully someone can do something to get us back on the air.

SofiaVergara: @SerindaTveit No! I love Graceland!

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Wall Art [Jofia]

Sofia: Many things could be said about Sofia Vergara, but one of those things was not that she took things lightly. The woman was not one to half ass anything and that included holidays. Always a production, always, and every single one celebrated as though precious. So it really shouldn't have been much of a surprise that, October 1, she was already pulling decorations out of storage. She'd managed to pull out a ladder --- okay, a stepladder --- and she was now balancing on the top landing, smoothing wall art bats up as high as her tip toes would allow it. Not high enough. "Joe!" She didn't know if he could hear her, so she called louder; "JOE!"

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SofiaVergara: Is it too early to decorate for Halloween?

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[goddammitjoseph]

Truth.

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Where is the lie?

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[jadeamelia]

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SofiaVergara: Who watched Modern Family tonight?

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sebastian-barns:

Oh shit, I think that delivery was meant for me and they must have gotten the wrong house. I’m so sorry.

If you would like a nice cigar, all you have to do is ask. I can be very generous when asked politely.

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elitexgpad:

I love it, you make a very good argument.

I am not easy, but good men don’t want easy.

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smg-elite:

Okay, what good deed do I need to do to get myself a cake and scone fairy? 

Find a good man who is willing to cook for you then keep him just happy enough to keep doing it.

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xxashleybenson:

Oo…a scone with raspberry jam sounds so good right now.  You’re one lucky lady to have a kitchen full of such yumminess.

If you think my kitchen sounds yummy, you should see my bedroom, ay? I am a lucky woman to have treats in both.

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