AbnormalCleric

This isn't a "main blog", it's a catchall. You'll find a mix of TF2, Star Trek, Star Wars, Sonic, and other trace fandoms here. I write shitposts, draw fanart, and invent conspiracy theories.

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Concept: the Justice League is in trouble/missing and it’s up to Lois Lane, Steve Trevor, and Jim Gordon to save them.

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My tablet is dying, so this might be the last thing I draw until I get a new one (not that any of you will notice). Anyway. Meant to be a high school AU, but Eddie came out really summer camp. It's the freckles/acne/bugbites. That's why it's so camp themed. Yes, Jon is deathgripping his hand because he wants Eddie to stop talking. Yes, Eddie is still talking.

Also I watched Batman Begins for the first time and as much as I love Dr. Jonathan Crane being a Polite Little Man™, I needed to draw him as per my headcanons.

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New headcannon: Wheelie's given name is Wheeljack. I think it would be a fairly common nickname for Wheeljack, alongside Jack and Jackie. Similar to how Elizabeth can be shortened to Beth or Liza.

Our Wheeljack just happens to go by the full version.

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Follow me into the dark

Where they can’t see us fall apart

And I can bleed and I can break

You pray to God my soul to take

From the song ‘Panic Roommate’ by Resident Misfit.

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Uuummmmm………….. yeah

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I told you he was part spider.

Anyway. Day 6, Pierce

I don’t know how many layers of “pierce” this even has. At least 4, but one of them needs context to understand.

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I guess I’m doing every other day. I wanted to do both prompts, so I did.

Estes Jones (left) and Mia Addams (right) “having a blast.”

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No I did not do day 1. Yes I might do it tomorrow. No im not doing Transformers or Sonic or anything. Yes this is my oc. His name is Estes Tiberius Anthony Jones. He is part spider. If you recognize his name, no you don’t.

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Can't decide if this is Prowl pulling Optimus over for speeding/reckless driving, or if it's Optimus stalled out on the side of the road and asking for help. Lots of ideas here, but the point is that I'm obsessed with Trucker!Optimus and now you have to suffer for it.

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Actually, I finally figured it out. Optimus has to be asking for help, because Prowl is parked in front of him, as someone pointed out, and also because Optimus is still covering his face with his bandana. Now the only question is, is he the one in trouble or did he see something/someone else who needs help?

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Can't decide if this is Prowl pulling Optimus over for speeding/reckless driving, or if it's Optimus stalled out on the side of the road and asking for help. Lots of ideas here, but the point is that I'm obsessed with Trucker!Optimus and now you have to suffer for it.

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A very basic fanfiction that I'm too lazy to actually write. I'm also too lazy to try and draw all the concepts I want. So here are some other concepts in no particular order.

Jazz and Blaster are/were together (Blaster immediately takes him back once he's emotionally ready to interface again)

This takes place between seasons 2 and 3

Soundwave probably catfished Jazz over the radio for a long time before the first panel

Jazz sings

Starscream co-owns the club because Auto-Bop went really well for him

Soundwave takes Jazz to Knockout for body modifications, unethical port 'maintenance,' and even less ethical 'painkillers'

The narration refers to Jazz's 'hood' and 'tits' interchangeably

Soundwave did truly care about Jazz at some point

Starscream bangs Jazz behind Soundwave's back

Blaster blames himself

Jazz blames Soundwave

Rumble makes Jazz swear not to try to leave or he'll tell Soundwave about the distress call

His goal is just to give Soundwave something nice for once

Because Rumble has watched Soundwave be lonely for a long time, and it breaks his little heart

He's a good little cassette tape

"Nobody calls Soundwave uncrasamatic!"

Frenzy judges Rumble for not asking for more

Jazz considers self-destructing

The moment where Blaster answers that call is the Blaster/Jazz reveal

Blaster calls him "Jazz, Baby" and Jazz cries

There is a line that is "What a load of scrap! You sold me to Megatron! For money!"

Soundwave doesn't fully realize that Jazz actually isn't into this anymore

Soundwave masks his own hurt with indifference to suffering

There is a scene of Ratchet venting to Wheeljack about medical malpractice and drugs as painkillers after fixing Jazz up

Jazz doesn't find out about the medical malpractice

Ratchet and Wheeljack are a background ship

Soundwave put his club in the empty building where Jazz's favorite club used to be before the war

That was where he met Blaster

I am so sorry for that drawing of Blaster, by the way

Anyway. I'm in this fandom now. It's bigger on the inside.

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[People who don’t know him]: The Neo Metal Sonic Brainrot isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.

[The Neo Metal Sonic Brainrot while I’m in class]:

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Neo Metal Sonic is arguably more glam rock than any glam rock icon could dream of. The white eyeliner. The bell sleeves and flair pants. The shoes. The strut. The absolute shape of this creature. The spikes. The skirt. The shoulder pads. The way this robot is not a “man” or a “woman”, it’s a robot and a proud one at that.

Would Freddie Mercury be this bold? Would David Bowie dress like this? (The answer is yes, but that’s not the point). The point is that Metal may have the “life data” of a 90s grunge teen, but it has the soul of a 70s rock megastar.

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Why am I back in this hole? Why are they here? I hate Blender! I hate weight painting! I hate these stupid grown-ass men! I also hate posing fingers. Do not @ me.