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griffin: hey meet your sister, she became the fan favourite in seconds. shes the baddest bitch in this whole campaign, shes funny, smart, capable. she is your other half and bc she was in your life you were never truly alone

justin: okay well this is my sister, jane. you will never meet her but just know that she is out in the world doing good and i love her a lot and shes a better person than me and i am going to flip the second i find out the weird aliens are trying to involve her in their weird monster cloning process

travis: yeah! well! this is my brother! who is a dog. but is literally the most important person in this campaign. he is a true hero and is such an innately good person that i am doing anything and everything to save him bc i cant have the world lose one of the true good people it has

#ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok.

ankle-beez

baegishjalmur

bogleech

Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????

bogleech

Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets. It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.” It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. It also has the Academy Awards changing their rules this year to include non-theatrical releases for the first time. Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, most industry-shattering works in cinematic history, albeit not necessarily for its actual content (which is cute by the way, worth seeing).

badgerofshambles

When you pester your way into a major motion picture and its success ends up possibly destroying the entire industry

thoroughlymodernhippie-deactiva

Clint McElroy Horrifies His Youngest Son

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call me childish but this exchange nearly ended me life

momgothic

Taako forgetting Lup and the “you fucking took everything” scene is even more painful coupled with the fact that the reason the McElroys started doing Mbmbam in the first place is because they were growing apart and didn’t want to lose their family. Like Justin basically cites the my beginning of mbmbam as Travis and Griffin moved away and he didn’t want to drift apart

Now give Taako a beloved twin sister that not only disappears (“that was the last thing you ever said to your sister” has estrangement of family vibes) but also he FORGETS her. Which HIGHLIGHTS one of JUSTINS INITIAL FEARS with his BROTHERS.

That “you took everything from me” and the line “you ARE my world” with the sIBLINGS DYNAMIC is making ME CRY because BROTHERS

#CRYING CAT.PNG

fortunefavorsthebrave-dude

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

snapdin

people drawing the McElroy brothers:

A perfect rendition of Griffin, an accurate and stylized Travis,

Justin looks different every time, he is unknowable, uncapturable, it never looks like Justin and yet you know it’s him, he is round and looks like a friend

ohducknewton

Shame I’ll never get to see the taz balance tv show because as soon as I hear the balance theme song playing on an honest to god television show I’m going to spontanously teleport to the surface of the sun

backwardswriter

“I’m dissociating, this is the pits” - Justin McElroy, absolutely nailing the vibe for 2020 without even trying

ashenwaste

this was my favorite bit i nearly had an asthma attack

bleakcreek

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

bleakcreek

updated

alpaca-suri

ID: A series of tweets by Justin "Hoops" McElroy @JustinMcElroy starting with an image taken at a distance of a woman, Dr. Sydnee McElroy, walking into a mall store. The first tweet says, "oops @sydneemcelroy is about to give this dude his own private ep of @sawbones." The next tweet reads, "yes you read that right, the sign says CBD "BENEFITS AUTISM." The next, "I heard her say "well Auntie Anne's isn't telling people their pretzels cure Alzheimer's."" The next tweet is accompanied by an image of Sydnee, still at a distance, with a stance that suggests that she is not going to back down with her argument. That tweet reads, "She's been at it for seven minutes now. Friends, I have SEEN this body language from my wife and I can guarantee this fella is having a BAD TIME." The last tweet of this image then reads, "a customer just walked in and did a 180 right back out."

The reblog contains more tweets by Justin, the first reading, "Anyway this has been a brief story about my hero." The last tweet of the thread then reads, "Because some people are complaingng about Sydnee lecturing an employee, some notes: 1. She only went in to ask for the owner's conact info to talk to them about the sign 2. The employee is the one who wanted to argue about the morality of selling snake oil." Finally is a tweet by Sydnee McElroy herself which reads, "Hey @huntingtonmall your new store Leo CBD is making dangerous medical claims that could mislead and harm patrons. I urge you to reach out to the manager to stop the false advertising." End ID.

#IM SO IN LOVE W SYDNEE MCELROY

henstomper

the worst mcelroy? definitely gremnor the vile

henstomper

gremnor mcelroy poisoned me with his foul bite. idk i tried messaging griffin but he didnt respond??

yallive-deactivated20260426

yeah idk its so weird that ppl dont talk abt gremnor a lot but hes SUPER problematic (ppl LOVE to forget when he stabbed justin with his elbow spines lmaoo)

henstomper

it was sooo fucked up when they had to miss an episode of TAZ because gremnor trapped his brothers in the maze of agony

griffinmcelroysvorecorner

Hi, I don't want to pressure you so there's no need to publish this if u don't want, but I know you're a pretty big name in mbmbam/Taz Tumblr and I was wondering if u would consider making/rb'ing a post boosting MBMBAM angels? They've only gotten about half of the donations for stockings so far, and there hasn't been a lot of posting about it. Again, no pressure at all! I understand not wanting to post donation links and the like, but I thought I'd shoot you an ask about it. Have a nice day! 💜

I’ll do it here and possibly a separate post. I might forget.

In case you were completely unaware of what MBMBAM Angels is, like I was, here is an excerpt from the website: “As many of you know, the McElroys hail from Huntington, West Virginia. West Virginia has struggled with poverty for many years and Huntington is no exception: It and many of the surrounding communities struggle with economic depression and have been severely impacted by the opioid crisis, among other issues. While the McElroys help us all to feel warm and jolly around Candlenights, there are hundreds of people in their community struggling to find much to be jolly about and, in some cases, even to stay warm. This is NOT COOL.

Back in 2014, the Brothers decided to do something about it. Each year their local paper, the Herald-Dispatch, publishes a list of individuals in Huntington who are asking for the littlest of somethings to make their holidays a little brighter. They reached out to all of us, their fans, and asked if anybody would be willing to take a look at the list and maybe knock one or two off of it to give back to Home Sweet Huntington. Justin dubbed the project the MBMBaM Angels.”

TL;DR: You fill a stocking for someone back in Virginia, or give a monetary donation for appliances and furniture.

(You can donate to them through PayPal: [email protected].)

But if you’re not donating, you can always fill a stocking! As you can see, they’re only halfway there, and the Candlenights season is approaching.

They really need help filling stockings this year! Here’s an example of one you can find on their website; be sure to follow the instructions on their about page for filling a stocking.

If you need help, email: [email protected].

Please donate if you can!