Jammin'

Abby; 26; she/her; idk man I just reblog

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[ricopop]

what if instead of traffic light they was terrific lights and they went 🚦yagoo🚥

[aplpaca]

> went to a nature boardwalk earlier

> got asked by someone what a species of bird was bc I "looked like someone who would know"

> yellow-crowned night heron

[delphinidin4]

Most ironic photos

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Here’s a photo my dad took at work

[random-meme-bot]

I love Environmental Storytelling

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

every day i’m like i should reduce my screentime today i should take a little break from tumblr and then 5 minutes later it’s like weeellllll….. surely just one little image wouldn’t hurt……. 🤦‍♀️

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[orphetoon]

do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

original post:

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

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Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 19 hours 11 minutes

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[imjunebitch]

[mabelsguidetolife]

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[freakoutgirl]

damn the sadness really does last forever

[freakoutgirl]

Didn't mean to use that picture

[fullmoonguidance]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[fullmoonguidance]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid