[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[glowcowboy]

WE HAVE ENOUGH DEAD FRIENDS by lena oleanderson [ID in ALT.]

[digital-dryad]

i need the weed that makes my roots grow deep and drink their fill while my boughs stretch ever skyward and i bask in the sun and stand tall and bend with the wind and the air smells green and alive after passing through my whispering leaves

[ashstfu]

from a recent reflection

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[theweight]

*grasping at straws* My straws!

[my-dailydreams]

[littlegreen]

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge

[bintro]

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

[huffylemon]

[bintro]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

call me zac because idk what the efron with me

[jamierthanyou]

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,