i don't do bad sauce passes

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kiana Khansmith

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

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AnasAbdin

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Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap

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will byers stan first human second

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@soft-sarah
#cavill: i can’t believe i’m going to sleep with my armour on #the showrunners: well you don’t have to #cavill: no i’m gonna
peaceful Pangur, taking a gentle weasel nap
What's the number one cause of dry skin?
Towels!
crying
if you were to vibe check me right now, you would become infected and die
pray 4 all the empath white girls who have been vaporized by my cancerous vibes
my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him "mr. soap" which i really appreciated
baby boy!
me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.
Since we’re coming to the last month of the year, here are the Top 10 Tumblr Controversies This Year
1. Popular blogger who was paid $120 by their followers to eat all the little fish out of their aquarium
2. Misha Collins tries to do an AMA but staff forgot to promote it on the top of the site like usual so he didn’t get any questions
3. Staff accidentally brings back post editing for a total of 5 minutes and John Green is immediately harassed and he is forced to delete all his posts.
4. Popular user starts rumor that baby was born and in dashcon ballpit but it comes out that there actually was a baby born in one of the dashcon bathrooms.
5. Disney claims copyright on 17 different users who had references to baby yoda in their URL and staff deletes all 17 of their blogs.
6. Voice actor of Dobby, Patrick Stewart, is sent massive amounts of anonymous harassment after declairing Dobby “deserved what he got in the end.”
7. Communismkills reveals that she eats her pizza without any sauce or toppings and also later reveals that she has scurvy
8. Sixpencee tries to bring back sixpenceeheals and copy pasted the old post about it but then deleted it 10 mins after posting
9. Popular rat blog dedicated to “letting her rats type the posts” “accidentally” posts a homophobic slur in all caps
10. Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary tried to sue the person behind the “I just want to get dicked down again =/“ post but they lose and the blog remains up
Guess which one is fake. Only one is.
I am absolutely convinced that only two of these happened
toby jones voiced dobby
My cat: *kneading his blanky*
Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake
Bella in Breaking Dawn Part 1 2011, dir. Bill Condon
Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?