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hi everyone! my name is zuri and welcome to my blog!! here i’m going to share pretty random things to be honest, i’ll list a few below:
Stranger Things
Today's Document

Kaledo Art

blake kathryn

tannertan36
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Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
AnasAbdin

if i look back, i am lost
hello vonnie
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shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER

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sheepfilms

Product Placement
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@zuuriell
Introduction ˚⋆。˚ ❀
hi everyone! my name is zuri and welcome to my blog!! here i’m going to share pretty random things to be honest, i’ll list a few below:
RESTARTING MY ENTIRE BLOG 🫡 hope everyone is enjoying life and doing well!
puts on a big t shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY DISCORD STATUS"
truly nothing more magical than finding a good fic and then going to their profile and finding out there’s a whole goldmine in there of fics just begging to be read. what a beautiful world we live in.
Remembering when I was first diagnosed with a chronic illness and thought that doctors were going to treat me
hey chat it’s been a while 🫢
Arnold Palmer Blues
(This is from my old account from March LMAO but I'd like to post it here now following my rebrand HAHAHA)
Hell yeah we're doing a Rory McIlroy drabble in the year 2024, LET'S GOOO 🗣🗣‼️‼️
Should also note, the reader will go by he/him pronouns but I have no objection to those who don't use them reading this ^^
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
"Poor Rory" was all you could think as you watched your boyfriend at the 18th hole. He had come back so well on the third day only for it to be seemingly for nothing as he continuously dropped shots. And you knew the commentators would go harsh on him for this. You couldn't blame him, though. Golf was harder than it looked, and to keep up such a reputation wasn't easy. You just hoped he wouldn't take it too much to heart.
After watching the ball fall into the hole, you swiftly made your way back to the hotel. Despite the long distance, you knew you'd be first as Rory would still be congratulated by his peers. You took advantage of that time by creating a cozy setting in the apartment living room, even bringing out some champagne for a little celebration. However, you soon realised that that may not be for a while yet, judging by how your boyfriend entered the room.
Before you could get a word out, Rory was falling into your arms, breath heavy with a light sob here and there. You quickly took to gently hushing him with little pats on his back, then to holding him with one arm and holding his head with the other for more comfort. "Oh sweetheart, I know, I know. You did the best you could! Plus, it wasn't terrible; you still had a decent ending!" He looked up at you with both disbelief and hope. You took that as a sign to continue. "I mean, look at your partners from your rounds. You pretty much did better than all of them! Especially Jordan." You chuckled, and he did too. "I guess so. Do you think I have a chance?" "A chance at what?" "Winning again someday." "Oh I'm sure darling. I'm sure." You cuddled him reassuringly and he gladly accepted.
"Now, you must be so tired. How about we go to the sofa?" Rory nodded, wiping his eyes before following you. Once you sat, he made himself comfortable snuggling beside you, head on your shoulder with a blanket loosely draped over you both. "Hey darl," you started. "Hm?" He looked up at you with slightly tired eyes. "How about some champagne?" "Champagne? What for?" "To celebrate you, of course!" Rory made a little sound of disbelief in the back of his throat. "While you may not have won, I have," you said, pouring out two glasses of champagne and handing one to him. "With the best boyfriend in the world."
You would remember the heart eyes Rory gave you forever: so full of love and tenderness. You chinked glasses and kissed before settling in to watch some tv before bed.
Perhaps it hadn't been such a bad day for Rory after all.
y’all better be ready for my epic return once exam season’s over
There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.
This is because everything in my life requires work:
maintaining friendships
keeping up with my hygiene
managing bills
making money
remembering my basic needs
sleeping regularly
outputting creatively
All requires some aspect of work for me.
And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.
If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.
If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.
You're not dysfunctional.
You're not incapable.
You're doing your best.
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@professional-termite
@agere-tomhiddleston-imagines
@zuuriell
how could you 😞
@haunted-headset-alt
When the chronic fatigue is chronic
finally figured out how to attach my sunflower lanyard to my bag !! i always wanna have my info card on me but i also lowkey hate the feeling of a lanyard round my neck so i barely wear it 🥲 but now i’ve got a way of keeping it with me without sending me into sensory rage so YIPPEE!!
meeting an online friend tmrw i’m so hyped
@zuuriell & @agere-tomhiddleston-imagines can i please plan your wedding 😁 /j
HLEP who you planning on inviting?? Anyone good??
many mutuals
if i can afford it maybe Tom Hiddleston (or a life-size cardboard standee of him)
me ofc
life-size cardboard standees of anybody that you two like
sharks & snakes
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME🗣‼️
Aye could we also get a certain golfer on that list??
perchance (fi i have money) (i dont have money)
HTBDBRHRH
I'm holding out for it 🙏
LET'S GO RORY🗣🗣‼️‼️🙏🙏
HE LOOKS LIKE A BARBEQUE DAD /pos
STOHOP 😭😭 (/j I can totally see that 💀)
IT'S GIVING "where's my hug" VIBES /j
NONONONONO THIS OS WHERE I DRAE THE LIIIIINE 😭😭😭😭
IT'S GIVING "nice to meet you hungry, im dad" VIBES 😭😭😭 /j
EHEHEHEHAHAHAAHHA
teehee
oopsies i’m a bit late but looks like y’all got everything sorted thanks haunty 😇 so whens the wedding?? /hj
uhmmmmm
may 4th
Rory McIlroy's birthday im pretty sure
sounds great ‼️
weird asks that say a lot
in
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
plz plz plz plz PLZZZZ send me asks im so bored
@o-kye @vibestillax @r0ckstardr3amgal @welcomedeviltown @lil-stormcloud @zuuriell @ax-y10 @xxtalulahlovesyouxx
44?? I WANNA KNOW UR SOAP FLAVOUR ‼️
i loveeeee any citrus soap
ooh that is funky i like that
Rory McIlroy in your inbox? It's more likely than you think.
🤗‼️
STOP PLEASE I JUST WANT MY FAMILY BACK /pos
@zuuriell COME GET YOUR BF PLZ
sorry dude no can do, the rory is infectious and boyfi even got me on team rory 🫡
weird asks that say a lot
in
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
plz plz plz plz PLZZZZ send me asks im so bored
@o-kye @vibestillax @r0ckstardr3amgal @welcomedeviltown @lil-stormcloud @zuuriell @ax-y10 @xxtalulahlovesyouxx
44?? I WANNA KNOW UR SOAP FLAVOUR ‼️
@zuuriell & @agere-tomhiddleston-imagines can i please plan your wedding 😁 /j
HLEP who you planning on inviting?? Anyone good??
many mutuals
if i can afford it maybe Tom Hiddleston (or a life-size cardboard standee of him)
me ofc
life-size cardboard standees of anybody that you two like
sharks & snakes
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME🗣‼️
Aye could we also get a certain golfer on that list??
perchance (fi i have money) (i dont have money)
HTBDBRHRH
I'm holding out for it 🙏
LET'S GO RORY🗣🗣‼️‼️🙏🙏
HE LOOKS LIKE A BARBEQUE DAD /pos
STOHOP 😭😭 (/j I can totally see that 💀)
IT'S GIVING "where's my hug" VIBES /j
NONONONONO THIS OS WHERE I DRAE THE LIIIIINE 😭😭😭😭
IT'S GIVING "nice to meet you hungry, im dad" VIBES 😭😭😭 /j
EHEHEHEHAHAHAAHHA
teehee
oopsies i’m a bit late but looks like y’all got everything sorted thanks haunty 😇 so whens the wedding?? /hj