Hockey Hell Dumping Ground

[himbeaux-on-ice]

Buffalo Sabres truly be like:

[ryebreadgf]

maybe i'd watch male sports more if their shorts were shorter. have you thought about that.

[hozyest-deactivated20160509]

the oilers onesies are $100 what the fuck if I wanted to sleep with expensive disappointment I’d fuck one of the players

[hozyest-deactivated20160509]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever said

[swedishgoaliemafia]

yessssssssssssss show me disappointed auston matthews, it’s the only time he should ever be on my screen

[transjudas]

hath shaking dowd after dowd makes the winning goal in ot for the first playoff game

[lettheboysplay]

THIS IS THE CAPS GOOD LUCK PUCK - REBLOG FOR GOOD LUCK FOR THE CAPS IN THE PLAYOFFS

[mxgicdave]

drew eller for his birthday the other day :') glad he got the goal!!

[mitchmarner]

When Garrett Pilon makes his NHL debut tonight with Capitals, Zdeno Chara will have played NHL games with him and his father Rich Pilon. Chara and Rich Pilon were teammates with the Islanders during Chara's first 3 NHL seasons. [via TomGulittiNHL]

[saint-patrice]

how does anyone not feel directly threatened by this laugh

[thornescratch]

Ovi and Nick, it’s so cool to see the relationship they have.  They’ve been through a ton together, ups and downs, and they just keep pushing forward and complement each other so well…

Backstrom: Kiss? Ovechkin: Me and you?

[hertl]

sharks at golden knights | 4.19.21

hertl congratulates patty on making history

[philosophicallava]

Holtby goes around the world to make a save (TOR @ VAN 04/18/2021)

[thornescratch]

Capitals: And the headbands go to Dima and…Bazooka?! 

New Ovi nickname aside, the best part of this is Ovi expectantly pulling Mantha back after the headband exchange, all “YOUNG MAN IN THIS LOCKER ROOM WE MUST HUG ALL THE TIME.”

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[filmnoirsbian]

[thornescratch]

Mic’d up Nicke at practice.

[transjudas]

The way Chara makes Ovi seem small

[teex]