this is the shoplifting cat reblog and good lifting luck will come ur way
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this is the shoplifting cat reblog and good lifting luck will come ur way
this is the shoplifting cat reblog and good lifting luck will come ur way
Goal for this year
Lift a really nice and expensive coat for this winter. My area gets cold as shit and I can tell this winter is gonna be even worse. Also, my old coat is very puffy, huge, and I hate it.
winter coats are the best! bright faux fur in colours like blue and pink are very in rn, as well as brown vintage-style fur! puffer jackets and long trench coats are cute too, but i’m loving the matrix-esque shiny vinyl coats if u want a recommendation ❤️❤️❤️
They are so cute!!! As I haven’t done it before I’ll probably go for a low-key waterfall coat or something like that, maybe in darkish red for some christmas spirit? I’m so excited jkehdkjgjkgh
Goal for this year
Lift a really nice and expensive coat for this winter. My area gets cold as shit and I can tell this winter is gonna be even worse. Also, my old coat is very puffy, huge, and I hate it.
winter coats are the best! bright faux fur in colours like blue and pink are very in rn, as well as brown vintage-style fur! puffer jackets and long trench coats are cute too, but i’m loving the matrix-esque shiny vinyl coats if u want a recommendation ❤️❤️❤️
How the Hell could someone lift a coat 😲
My plan would be to come into a store without a coat or jacket, then start looking for a coat. If you go to a store with only one exit I really dont recommend this because security will have seen you walk in without a coat and walk out with one. I’d just put on my preferred coat and depending where the tag is I would cover that (e.g. if it’s by the collar, I’d cover it with my hair and such). Then grab some clothes, go to the fitting rooms and de-tag. Then, ditch your tags somewhere and you should be good to go.
Goal for this year
Lift a really nice and expensive coat for this winter. My area gets cold as shit and I can tell this winter is gonna be even worse. Also, my old coat is very puffy, huge, and I hate it.
Mansley in a bowl wishes you luck on your next haul. May this image of his smol self send good vibes your way✌
Always reblog the lifting kitten
EKNGJ SO CUTE
Pro-Tip
I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic.
Fading Scars / Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar
Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar
Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar
Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara / Lash Milk
Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges)
Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner
I was asked to list the rest of the products I currently have in my possession, so here y’all go!
FACE / HAIR STUFF
Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever.
Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much.
No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city.
Honey Trap Lip Balm My favorite lip balm, ever. Really improves the texture of your lips and seals in moisture. However, this is not for fixing chapped lips - use Ultrabalm for that first, and then this to prevent them from chapping again. Also, pro-tip, if you apply it before liquid lipstick, your lipstick won’t crease or dry out all day.
MASSAGE BARS
Strawberry Feels Forever Smells like fresh strawberries! Has a much thinner consistency than the other massage bars, so it can be used every day, like a solid lotion.
Soft Coeur Smells like chocolate and honey, and is ridiculously moisturizing. More heavy-duty than the other bars, so I like to only use this one on spots like my knees, heels, and elbows.
From Dusk til Dawn The shape of this one is amazing. It’s shaped like a cone, so it gives a deep massage when you’re using it. Definitely recommend if you have any sort of muscle pain.
SCRUBS
The Rough with the Smooth This stuff smells soooo good. Like cotton candy. I use it before I shave because it really does an amazing job at removing any dead skin and it doesn’t leave a residue, so it won’t clog your razor. However, it’s a sugar scrub, so it melts super quickly.
Ocean Salt This is a heavy-duty scrub. Really amazing if you have dry, flaky skin, and the healing properties of the salt are really great if you have acne. It’ll dry it up and heal it super quick.
Cup o’ Coffee Face & Body Mask I’m on my fourth jar of this already. The coffee beans are ground up just enough to give a deep, yet gentle scrub and the caffeine in the bar really does wake up your skin and make it look brighter. Great for the morning.
Buffy It smells like a vacation, that’s really the only way to describe it. It’s an exfoliant bar and body butter mixed together, so you rub it all over while you’re still in the shower, and then rinse the sand off. After, rub the oils in and pat dry. No need for lotion after because it seals in the moisture from your shower.
SHOWER GELS / JELLIES
Rose Jam Shower Gel Smells like roses and has a really bubbly lather. More cleansing than moisturizing. I like to use it before a more moisturizing soap because it’s great for removing dirt and oil from the skin.
The Olive Branch Shower Gel A long-time favorite of mine. Great for dry skin, as it has a really creamy lather versus a bubbly one. Also, the smell is very calming and lingers for a long time.
Needles & Pines Shower Jelly It’s a solid shower gel (consistency of jello), and it smells like Christmas trees! I like to store it in the fridge and use it when it’s hot outside, super cleansing and refreshing.
SOAPS:
Roses All the Way Personal favorite! Smells like roses & vanilla ice cream. Super moisturizing and so, so creamy. Definitely buy if you suffer from dry skin.
Yog Nog Very moisturizing and the scent lingers for a really long time. Smells like snickerdoodles and eggnog.
Bohemian Not at all creamy, as it’s an exfoliating soap. It’s great to use on dark spots like knees and armpits because the exfoliants soften the skin and the lemon juice evens out your skintone. Smells like lemons.
Karma Another favorite. It has a super thin consistency but is still very moisturizing, so it’s a good shaving soap because it won’t gunk up your razor. Smells like incense and patchouli.
Figs & Leaves Smells like dirt and grass, in a good way. Super cleansing. As in your skin will literally squeak after using it, so I recommend using an in-shower moisturizer like King of Skin after using it.
OTHER:
Atomic Toothy Tabs Solid toothpaste that you crush up in your mouth. It sounds weird but these things are phenomenal. They really leave your teeth squeaky clean, and are the sole reason my teeth are so white - I don’t use any whitening products. This particular kind smells like cloves and cinnamon.
Ultrabalm All Purpose Balm This stuff is amazing. It’s an all-over balm for rough spots. I use it in the winter time on my hands and lips, because they get dry. I also use it year round on my face where I get dry spots, as it doesn’t clog pores.
Silky Underwear Dusting Powder Another holy grail. If you could turn cocoa butter into a powder, this would be it. It’s not drying like baby powder, it’s more silky (it’s also talc-free). I use it between my legs to prevent chafing and under my boobs when it’s hot outside to prevent sweating.
@blackskinpinkheart here you go, a shopping list
If any of my followers have never been to Lush and want to know what to get, this list is a gold mine of go-to products!
VS has plain clothed LP. I was just there and there was a guy awkwardly standing around. At first I thought he was just waiting for his gf but he was walking around being super sus and that’s when I noticed the ear piece he had in. He had a jacket with him and when I left he was just standing by the dressing rooms. Be careful guys!!
I saw one of these guys at Victoria’s secret too. I kept looking at him because he was kind of creepy. I think he was trying to act awkward, like he was waiting for his girlfriend or something, but he came off super creepy instead like a random guy just walking around Victoria’s secret watching girls getting underwear.
they can definitely be lil skeevy if they don’t act right! i was once four seconds away from calling for an sa bc i thought some perve was following me… then i realised it was just an lp acting super sus
Can confirm this, they have one earpiece that looks like headphones but when you take a good look it doesnt, looks more like a plug that you put into the wall from your TV. VS has the WORST LP, they are extremely sus, they watch you like a hawk and are really damn bad at acting as if they haven’t been watching you.
so i havent posted any hauls
like a dumbass
but thats purely because I just feel very discouraged and I can’t bring myself out of the house.
lately ive been yearning to lift my will to live so any tips on how to conceal it?? what stores carry it?? thanks yall
the ‘i spent £3.50 bc my mum was with me but it’s ok bc i got so much nice stuff’ haul
total - £145.87. info under the cut
primark
clip set - £2.50
washi tapes - £1.50
white lace up top - £8
sex pistols top - £8
ryman
staedtler pencils - £19.99
peacocks
bralette - £5
thong - £3
the body shop
tea tree mask - £11
almond hand and nail cream - £5
boots
barry m sunset topcoat - £4.99
barry m molten metal nail polish - £3.99 x 2
superdrug
barry m molten metal nail polish - £3.99
barry m sunset nail polish - £4.99
barry m coconut nail polish - £4.99
mua liquid lipstick - £3
bioré pore strips - £9.49 x 2
wilko
desk tidy - £3
sally hansen miracle gel polishes - £14.98 x 2
i’m gonna boost the sally hansen nail polishes bc the bottles are ugly and don’y match my barry m collection ((once i’m done lifting everything i want from them i’ll post it)) so i just have to sort that out and yeah :’) also i don’t particularlylike the thong but i LOVE the bralette so uknow
also i’m not putting weird characters ((e.g. prïmark)) bc i blocked my blog off search results so i’m free from anti’s !! ye !!
I’ve been very anxious about it but I’m finally going to post my hauls!!
I have a total saved of €1664.55 // $1863.22 // £1455.98 but I’m going to start fresh.
Lifting scavenger hunt!!
I thought of this idea and I think it’s so fun so I figured; “why the fuck not?”
- something black and white - something with 13 ingredients - one red pen and one blue - a bracelet - a shirt that fits you perfectly - something that can be used as a weapon - something you can dissolve in water - something you can feel (something soft, textured, or nice to hold). - some sort of crystal/rock/mineral - a neon green lipstick - blue socks with white polka dots
BONUS:
- something living (ONLY IF YOU PLAN TO TAKE CARE OF IT.!!) - something spider tagged - something more than 100$ - something bigger than you can conceal - a plant
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
it’s pemdas
Perks of dating me: I’ll lift you expensive gifts, just don’t ask where they’re from 😇
The look on someone’s face when you say “hey I saw this thing and it made me thing of you so I got it for you” and pull out a random little present they weren’t expecting is so beautiful. It’s one of my favorite reasons to lift.
i luv it when i see a haul that has a few items i’ve already lifted like !!!!!hi!! i have that too!!❤️❤️❤️
All the time. I see my shit here plenty.
is there an app or something that can detect rfids/other tags so i can test my booster bag at home? everything i found so far says i need to hook my phone up to some other device
test your booster bag by sticking your phone in it and calling it. If the call doesn’t come through, you’ve got enough tin foil and the RFID signal won’t come through. It sounds dumb but trust me that’s the truth
The above is true.