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I don’t fucking know - Emmy/Em/Emily/Spring/Sprong/Sprung/Springy/Flower/Nova/Ash/Frisk/Nat/Frog/Echo/Lapis/Libra- Major - they/them xe/xem - Currently Unable To Donate To Fundraisers- I have 25+ sideblogs so we may be mutuals and you'll never know - emmydrawsstuff for art - pan polyam - Autistic & ADHD - POTsie - official kryptic-krab/cult-of-enji-todoroki/BagFaceGuy stan account - full time simp for my partners and many fictional characters- The Cheese Star Sys 🧀✨ (mainly host’s) fuckall main blog - No DNI I've studied the blade (I'll just block you if I don't like your vibe) - If you need me to tag a post/start tagging a trigger lmk - I do take doodle and stimboard requests 👀

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[murderofsomeone]

this is quite possibly the funniest post to give me followers considering it's a declaration of making jack shit

[elokitties]

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[deecotan]

hot bat summer bruce wayne are you ready to get passed around like a blunt

[audliminal]

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[apolladay]

Do you think the overuse and trivialising of the term red flag is a red flag?

Yes

No

I haven't seen this happening

(I should not look through your blog while the asks are open)

Do you think the overuse and trivialising of the term red flag is a red flag?

yes

no

I haven't seen this happening

Remaining time: 6 days 23 hours

[springfling789]

I’ll say it…

The part of Heartless where Max was pushing the bracelet onto Chloe felt almost like a metaphor for a roofie 😭 Girl was definitely in a vulnerable position and he very much took advantage

[loth-caatgirl]

Me Too didn't go far enough

[loth-caatgirl]

correct

YES

[okavara]

[persbaderse]

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

[persbaderse]

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

[luxfuxxvii]

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

[pattinsonsupremacy]

something so poetic about this

[wetcatschwartzy]

this scene is so funny when you remember that maddox runs off 2 minutes after to save red