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Part 48 - Moving In
Part 47 Masterpost
dumb S5 prediction: jon: recorded by the entity formerly known as jonathan sims- / martin, in the background, sounding absolutely scandalized: don't call yourself that!
so i think you definitely Did Not mean for this to be sad but i’m in a mood and dreading jon’s intros on statements for s5 and his general state after the end of s4 so this is what you wrought
The Entity Formerly Known As 'Jonathan Sims'
The Magnus Archives, Jon & Martin, canon compliant/missing scene, T rated, 8k words. Inspired by art by @everchased
“Statement of-"
Jon hesitated. He should not have, but he did. And that likely made him more of a monster, the simple inability to admit such a truth, the desire to keep it quiet and to let it remain unsaid, for the sake of his foolish pride. He swallowed down his faltering words and forced the honesty from his burning throat. He did not need to be a liar as well as a monster.
"-the entity formerly known as 'Jonathan Sims', regarding the Unknowing-"
"Jon.” Martin’s voice met Jon’s ears, horrified and quiet, a sound Jon had not heard in what felt like ages. Truly, it had been.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
cant stop thinking about spn x danny phantom crossover
Danny seeing cas's true form inspired by this post
Horrified, Danny can’t help but take a step back.
He’s dealt with a lot of creepy things as Phantom, is a creepy thing himself in fact, but everything he’s faced so far has at least been… somewhat humanoid, or familiar, in form. He could always recognize some kind of a face, a chest or other ‘main body’, and limbs.
Ghost powers, with their alarming variety and blatant defiance of basic physics, made it anything but a clean science but Danny always knew at minimum the basics of how to fight them. Avoid the limbs, aim for the main body, watch the face for clues like eye movement. And ghosts aren’t exactly known for being physical either, even if Danny’s own abilities and Fenton-tech make that particular quirk of the species obsolete…but the Thing hovering in the hallway by the police?
The large, ethereal mass of floating spectral wings and blurry eyes bound by nothing but sourceless light? There is no face, no limbs, no body at all, it just is. And yet, it also just isn’t, the very dimensional fabric making up Casper High distorting around it into something equally unrecognizable. It shifts in and out of focus, filling the space with colours Danny has never seen and an unsettling echo of senseless voices at frequencies he didn’t know he could register.
The cold leaching the strength from Danny’s limbs has nothing to do with his ghost-sense or Core Affinity, but rather everything to do with Fear.
How is he supposed to fight that…?
Distantly, he can feel Sam jam her elbow into his side and hear Tucker talking to one of the cops—when did he get so close? Are they a ‘he’? A ‘she’? Danny shouldn’t assume, right?
Danny can’t take his eyes off the…Mass… to check, but then the cop is gazing into his eyes, crouched between Danny and the thing and Danny can no longer see It. Danny swallows, the world gradually re-twisting itself into something more manageable around him. The cop speaks slowly, gently, asking if he can touch Danny.
Danny nods, syrupy thoughts still stuck trying to comprehend what’s happening. The Thing stays in his mind, its hooks in buried deep and dragging his focus away from reality even as a mere memory. As a result, Danny doesn’t think of what might happen if the cop were to touch his cold hands, stiff with nails turning blue, and notice there’s no pulse before giving his consent. Danny’s heart, instinctively shut down at first sight of the Mass, has yet to start up again. Danny can’t help but wonder, with a morbid curiosity, if it stopped to keep itself from bursting—
The cop, thankfully, instead sets a heavy hand on Danny’s shoulder, thumb moving in steady circles. It’s grounding, physical in a way that Thing could never be.
“….with me buddy?”
“Hmm, hmm.”
“Good, you’re doing good.”
Danny blinks, his eyes suddenly feeling very dry. He had stopped blinking all together, and his chest is so still he must’ve not been breathing either.
The cop must assume his breathing is just unnoticeable under Danny’s baggy shirt, because he—for now Danny can register that they are a he—continues talking slowly and calmly to what Danny knows could be effectively classified as a corpse. Danny’s corpse.
“I’m sorry you had to see this, no kid should ever…” the cop trails off, his long hair falling into his face as he shakes his head before continuing. “I promise you that my partners and I will do everything we can to stop this from happening again—“
“Partners?” Danny immediately latches onto the plurality, remembering how there were only two humans and the Mass beyond the caution tape when he rounded the corner. “You’re partners with it?!”
Oh good, he’s breathing again.
Oh crap, he is breathing way too fast.
“It?” The cop frowns, but doesn’t react to Danny’s now very prominent panic, clearly caught off guard.
“You know something, kiddo?” A new voice interrupts, gruff and ragged, but in a way that sounds false. A tone built from habit, not natural development.
If Danny were feeling better he might point that out, make some fun of the new cop trying to sound tough next to his far taller partner, but as it is Danny just wants to run. Unfortunately for Danny, his feet refuse to budge, and without going ghost, his tail is of no use either.
Raising a shaky hand, because of course those can still move, he points behind the first cop to where the Mass once hovered, his finger brushing the right side of the guy’s police uniform. Danny doesn’t move to see around the guy and check if It’s still there.
Please be gone, please be gone, please be gone—
Both cops are frowning now, and they exchange a meaningful glance before looking back down the hall. As the crouching cop does so, his body twisting to look, Danny catches another glimpse of the still-there Thing. Including a nearly luminescence-obscured flap of beige fabric he didn’t see the first time.
“Why…is it in a trench coat?” Danny says faintly, the surreality of seeing such a mundane item amongst It nearly sending him into shock.
Or is he already in shock…?
But then the creature turns away from the viscera on the floor—or at least, Danny assumes it turned away, because he still can’t wrap his mind around it. He still can’t locate anything resembling a face, or any other comprehensible features in the borderline-impossible shapes it consists of, that could indicate movement. What Danny can understand though, is that he feels, carved deep inside his soul, the very moment it sees him.
“Are you talking about Cas—?”
Danny is gone before gruff cop can finish speaking, a friend in each hand as he drags them through the floor in broad daylight, right in front of two cops that could very much hand him over to the GIW and a monster that might not even be escapable in the first place.
His friends yell at him, scared by his behaviour, but they don’t fight his grip and that’s all he needs to know. They trust him to protect them, and protect them he will.
No matter the cost.
Dean and Sam could only stare with wide eyed surprise as the kid they’d been trying to calm suddenly disappeared into the floor with his buddies. Or what were assumed to be his buddies. Dean gaped before his brain caught up with him and he twisted towards Cas.
“Was that the thing that did this?” He asked gruffly, wondering if he just let a potential… something get away.
Cas himself stared at the spot on the floor before seeming to follow something invisible with his eyes. He looked perturbed. “No. That was a protector spirit, though I’m unsure how he has a physical body like that without possession. He would have been investigating what happened, just as we are.”
“And your mojo scared him away?”
“I assume so. Doubtless he’s never come across an angel before. He could see my true form.”
Cas stepped over the viscera and began to head through the hallways of the school without another word.
“Cas, wait up! What do you mean protector spirit?” Ever wanting to know more, Sam broke into a light jog to catch up before slowing into step with the angel, Dean trailing behind. “That kid isn’t a type we’ve ever come across.”
“I don’t know what type.” Cas stated. “I don’t know if he is a type. There’s something strange with him. I want to speak with him.”
“Woah, woah slow down.” Dean finally broke between the two and stopped in front of Cas, holding a hand out. “Your mojo just scared the shit out of him. I don’t think he’d react well to you chasing after him.”
“Probably not,” Cas said, somewhat unbothered. “But I must talk to him anyways. I can’t tell what kind he is, but he has been around gods and feels well on his way to becoming one.”
I need more, holy fuuuuck
@schnuffel-danny hehehe
regarding this post: from schnuffle
If I had a nickel for every time I was charmed (consumed, really) by the relationship between a Russian man named Ilya played by someone who is not actually Russian and the chemistry they have with a black haired North American man in the past ten years I would have two nickels.
these are all currently on sale on my store ~ only a few remaining of most :)
i had the idea of jasons "a wizard did it" rant from book 4 with music behind it and. well i'm not gonna say you're welcome but here it is. tbh jason was made by @afdg10
I think The End should play Outer Wilds, as a treat. I think it would enjoy it. What games should the Other Fears play? I think The Spiral should play Doki Doki Literature Club or maybe Omori. I could also see DDLC for The Corruption because of Monica. Undertale or Minecraft for The Buried? Power wash sim? I need a let's play from all of them right now please thanks
rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.
and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"
and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"
Fic idea
It's over isn't it from Steven Universe but CELINE FROM KDH SOMEONE STOP ME
hello jon
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the magnus archives is a workplace comedy
‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.
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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"