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[catasters]

[drtanner]

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

[notsoheadless]

[mofufufu]

연남동 그날의네일 ♡

[kosmogrl]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm clipping out of bounds does anyone need anything

[theonewhosins]

Can I get an apple juice?

[i-am-a-fish]

let me check if there's any

[i-am-a-fish]

they got fuckin appy juice back here !!!!

[catchymemes]

[woahpip]

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

[obgythem]

this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

[i-am-a-fish]

[thedankmemes]

[peachyyykat]

kaveh akbar, 'calling a wolf a wolf' // doc luben, 'love letters or suicide notes' // @/nutnoce, tumblr // 'my body's made of crushed little stars', mitski // @/ojibwa, tumblr // 'spring', mary oliver

[i-am-a-fish]

choose one shitty mental health task

brush your tooth, just pick one of them

drink some microwaved water

think really *really* hard about stretching

pick up one thing up off of your bedroom floor and replace it with a new thing

invert your pillowcases

take all the dishes in your room and make a little tower with them

swap the contents of your shirt drawer and your sock drawer

breathe directly on a plant to give it carbon dioxide

take an evil shower (a shower with the lights turned off)

Voting ended onApr 25, 2024

you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

[i-am-a-fish]

I like to pretend I'm back in the womb

[catchymemes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stomach full head empty

[martacorss]

[caats]

[gamingcreatures]

Sleepy babies 🐾

[memeuplift]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

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