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Hello & warm welcomes! this is where I'll post!♥

[jumbostickyrice]

[softlinqs]

fucking tourists

[hiiremade-deactivated20150413]

last night at like 4am andrea took my computer charger and wrapped it around my finger for some reason nd my only reaction was “is this bondage”

[softlinqs]

Perf.

[deviantarttart]

jesus christ 

[93749185789183]

my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it 

[93749185789183]

i’m gonna drink it

[93749185789183]

update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird 

[93749185789183]

EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hahanonoseeren-deactivated20131]

didnt the original recipe have cocaine

[hollow-stars]

You look beautiful.

You look beautifuller!

[themusicisallaroundus-listen]

It’s adorable how awkward and shy and excited Anna 

[softlinqs]

I love this scene♥

[taco-bell-rey]

Visit Original Link

[totheinternetandbeyond-deactiva]

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

[negativestance-deactivated20131]

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

[totheinternetandbeyond-deactiva]

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

[shortvideosandstuff]

[okmdq]

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

[joestump]

[karlis-deactivated20190623]

Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.

[glitterweave]

this.. is fUCKING AWESOME

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god

[a-reyoualive]

Be nice to people. (◡‿◡✿)

[adorababies-and-monsters-blog]

[whalebiology]

this owns

[shonensupreme]

Don’t you fucking tell me AKIRA isn’t one of the most influential (and really greatest) animated films of all time

[rlmjob]

do these effectively hide my thunder

[queeenkateee-deactivated2017061]

[formerly-evangelidong-deactivat]

[palm-wines]

女王

[observando]

[bittercock-blog]