i was a artblog once

now i'm just meme trash

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[doggosource]

[spwuce-deactivated20231230]

Hims

[worstcats-blog]

MEOW MEOW

TIME FOR MY DAILY OILING

[teathattast]

[grossxing]

[sharper-and-bigger]

I diagnose you with Chicago

[jaubaius]

A 12 million year old crab was hiding in this rock

[alexaloraetheris]

Paleontologists are fuckin wild, this man literally just saw a bit of discoloration on a smooth rock and went

Crab

[hungwy]

I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

[dessa-banks]

[elasticitymudflap]

yeah that ship is cute but does it have a windows movie maker ‘every time we touch’ amv made of uncredited fanart?

[catcrumb]

[depsidase]

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[ruinedchildhood]

[mynonsenseistingling]

It’s gonna be

[simplyviolinandlife]

ITS MAY

[imperialkatze]

It’s nearly June

[animusrox]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Holy fuck there's no chill at Gizmodo

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kittensandweed2]

what the fuck ever

[eucyon]

[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[randomslasher]

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

[methotrex8]