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he/they/it | 21

[dualswordskings]

"The fact that you trust everyone, that you're always willing to see the good in people, whether it's Darling, or Malkia or Percy, it's.. the greatest thing about you. Your heart is so big and when you care you do it completely, and without reservation. And whatever happens, I hope you go on loving people, and trusting them, even when they let you down. I hope you follow your heart everyday of your long and beautiful life because it is going to be long and beautiful. Because that's what you deserve. And if it's the last thing I do i'm going to make sure you get it, I am going to make sure you get your happy ending."

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

aftercare for posting on ao3

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[nosnexus]

HE'S THE PRINCE OF PURPEE!

City Council of Darkness episode 12

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[sobcat]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[fapper]

Eau eau eau

[fella-lovin-fella]

imagine youre maya jayashtri. you've had a long day and there's 7 minutes left til the store closes, when two middle aged gentlemen, carrying a basil plant and a single sweet potato and who are obviously in a fight make small talk at your register. they say they're new in town, that they bought your partner's childhood home from the shitty company that stole it from her.

you finish up your work and meet them outside. you insinuate that they're a couple and one of them starts screaming at you to watch your mouth. you apologize and they snort a line of coke from the handlebar of their broken electric scooter.

they tell you they want to improve this town and they have nine (9) buses. you have to see it to believe it so you follow them home.

you get there and see that they do in fact have nine buses, as well as an additional four roommates. you ask what their relationship is and they reply "dual male income household" and "San Fransisco," as if that means anything.

they invite you to hang out sometime but tell you that they have just moved and have no furniture, but you can meet them at the bar they somehow already co-own. before you leave, one of them runs at a superhuman speed and tears off the height chart from the wall of your partner's childhood home.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

cat

[rickybabyboy]

yup i know them

[yixiaosuige]

sCREAMING

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling