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i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

s0fich

happy in his blankeyy

knownqueerbaiter

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

knownqueerbaiter

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” what feels even better is living a life where your self-worth isn’t entirely dependent on your thinness and you don’t constantly monitor and shame yourself. attaching the tweet that was worth at least five hours of therapy for me

light-camera-bitch-smile

the thing about John referencing tumblr memes is like. They don’t have the internet post resurrection. Which means John has been making the same handful of jokes for like ten thousand years. I too would become mercymorn if I had to hear the same ten jokes for TEN THOUSAND YEARS PLUS

aobaseijohs

now why did the critically acclaimed gothic sci-fi novel harrow the ninth just make a none pizza with left beef reference.

maezanilla

Gideon Nav, the first flower of her house.

Inspired by this

ofroseandivory

something that’s both infuriating and hilarious about harrow the ninth is that it becomes so difficult to differentiate the realities of canaan house from the byproducts of harrow’s lobotomy for two reasons that have absolutely no right to exist simultaneously: harrow has brain damage and gideon is allergic to locking in. what actually happened? which details from harrow’s perspective are just things gideon simply didn’t pay a lick of attention to, and which details are absolute horseshit made up in the aftermath of the great lesbian grief of harrowhark the first? someone needs to save them from themselves

paleonymy

reading john’s narration in ntn is INSANE bc he’s talking about how he incited a nuclear war and began consuming the souls of planets just to say some shit like “you and i went full fucking hungry caterpillar” excuse me WHAT

kinsey3furry300

John "warcrimes" Gaius somehow having the second goofiest naration after Gid "Swordcrimes" Nav is just very funny to me. The God Emperor and Conqueror of Death The First Undying The Necrolord Supreme, ol' Baby-Bones Crown himself, and someone who would re christen thier spaceship "ButchyMcButchface" if left unattended with a paint can for 30 seconds, are once again narrative foils, and no one in this universe is happy about it including them. Perfect.