I bet someday they will invent a way to talk about ocs that doesn't feel like I'm holding everyone around me hostage. Smiles. I bet they will.

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I bet someday they will invent a way to talk about ocs that doesn't feel like I'm holding everyone around me hostage. Smiles. I bet they will.
happy pride ^.^
Does this uni know how much anxiety it would relieve if it released the results for anything in a timely manner đ
Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie
was anyone gonna tell me it was aro visibility day yesterday or was I just supposed to find out
i love this image.
My completely official copy of Mother 3 is still bugging out on me what in the hell now
The fact that the game hasn't fixed itself yet is right insane
Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.
I think it was KA Applegate in Animorphs who had one of her technologically advanced aliens (Andalites my beloved) remark in astonishment to a human that we are such curious creatures because we think computers are better than books just because we invented computers second.
It feels like something that would appear in Animorphs. Then he went on that you can open a book to a page and the information is there instantly and unchangeably. He listed many strengths of books there. I haven't thought about this for years. I've always loved computers and books and I don't know that I fully agreed with Elfangor or Ax or whoever it was that said this then, but I totally get it now
It was Ax, in Book #8: The Alien: "Books are an amazing human invention. They allow instant access to information simply by turning pieces of paper. They are much faster to use than computers. Surprisingly, humans invented books before computers. They do many things backward."
letâs learn the alphabet at the officerâs academy!
big thank you to @faerghusfucker this only took me so long bc i couldnât think of a d or an e
"Have you met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Yosuke has the best character introduction in all of fiction actually. He crashes his bike in front of you and then gets kicked in the balls, neither time do you help him, and then he crashes his bike AGAIN, ask immediately asks you if you want a ride. Girl... no I do not. then he gets so fucking stressed out that he says he's gonna piss himself. But he can't do it if you're watching
The creature
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternativelyâ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrongâ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
More than "here in the Southern Hemisphere we have inverted seasons :)" thing, which is TECHNICALLY true, I would go a step further and encourage to think about that "much of the world does not exactly has a spring-summer-fall-winter season sequence as they show in cartoons"
I will scream about this to anyone who listens forever. AUSTRALIA DOES NOT HAVE "ENGLISH SEASONS BUT BACKWARDS" and the insistence that it does creates a massive layer of alienation from the natural world.
I never really realised how much difference it makes until I went to England and realised that here the change of seasons is an obvious, visible, physical change in the world. Like, everything REALLY IS orange and foggy in autumn! In spring there are flowers EVERYWHERE, so much more than any other season, and the trees really do have all blossom and no leaves. Even if it doesn't snow, in winter there's frost all the time and the trees are bare and the sky is visibly greyer all the time. You don't need to be told "this date is the first day of spring", you can SEE IT (although this is getting way messier and less precise due to climate change).
By contrast, most places in Australia the seasons we're taught feel like arbitrary categories - and is it any surprise considering they're colonial constructs? Orange-leaved autumn and blossom-covered spring is a cartoon stereotype with no relevance on a continent where ALL NATIVE TREES ARE EVERGREEN!! Snowy winters are a joke in the desert, and even sunny summers don't ring particularly true considering that much of the country is in the tropics, where summer means monsoons - not that I've ever seen the concept that WE HAVE A MONSOON SEASON taught at an Australian school.
Most Indigenous nations around Australia had six or more seasons, revolving around wet and dry times as much as hot and cold, and marked by the appearances of certain native animals and flowers. Schools need to start teaching the real seasons, and explaining that climate cycles are too complex to generalise globally, or else we will keep raising generations who view the natural world as hostile and unpredictable and climate predictions as generally irrelevent and frequently wrong - and I'm sure I don't need to spell out why that's a problem in the era of climate crisis.
i want to add that 40% of the world's population lives in the tropics, and the 4 season model just doesn't make much sense for a lot of places in there. usually it's just the wet season/monsoon season and the dry season. it's often hot year round.
the 4 season model as you and i know it is a european invention, though 4 season models aren't unique to europe! most notably china has the same type of season subdivision.
in general the way humans define seasons is largely subjective and varies across cultures. the one you were taught is not at all universal!
TALES OF MAGIC CARTA | DEVLOG #1 đReimagining Magic Carta!
Hi! I'm starting a lil dev log for this little passion project for the Tales of 30th Anniversary, recreating the Magic Carta mini-game from Tales of Graces! It's just a prototype right now but I've got lots of ambitious ideas for it, and hopefully if I finish it'll be available on browser for anyone to play heheee! but yes if you're a tales fan and interested, here's a little bit about the project and a little demo of what I have so far, playing against our good good boy yuri lowell:
THERE YOU GO A WIP AS YOU CAN SEE!! The biggest thing I wanted to add was being able to play against other Tales characters and I've got that mostly wrapped up! I also want to add a few other things but we'll see!! Lots to do still but I'm determined!! I'm learning a lot as i go also so please be patient with me LOL okkk bye and thank you for reading (á”âĄá”)
iâm screaming
I donât think this woman is straight anymore.
Yall are missing the best fucking part
This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye
I live for this fucking post. Iâll always reblog it lmfaoo
[ID: tweet from andreak/@andreakvng: So one of my straight friends shared with me that sheâs never had an orgasm so I took it upon myself to find her a pretty dyke to get her rightâŠand y'all lmao.
This is followed by screenshots of a text conversation: Friend: i didnât know sex could feel so good, does lesbian sex always feel that great? i never liked head bec it didnât feel like anything i dead ass thought my clit was broken but oh my god when i tell you she sucked my pussy like she was drinking a thick milkshake Friend: and her strap game wasâŠimmaculate. very disrespectful thoughâŠshe wouldnât let me tap out i came at least 7 times. Friend: bitch iâm still cumming on myselfâŠlesbians are so nasty. youâre all nasty whores Friend: would it be thirsty to ask her to fuck me again tonight? or should i play it coolâŠim twitching i need it again Friend: i woke up this morning for work & the first thing i said was âletâs make today a good dayâ BITCH WHAT!! cus u know i hate my damn job..she got me right
Friend: wait i texted her and all i said was âheyâ and she gon say âyou need it again already huh?â ..sheâs so cocky Friend: bitch first of allâŠyes. i do. so iâll be over at 11âŠalso are you hungry? tf OP: LMAAAOOOO THATS MY BITCH!!!]
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