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[pretzelpoetry-deactivated201904]

MY MOTHER. JUST CALLED. ROBERT. DOWNEY. JUNIOR. UGLY!!

scroll to agree. like/reblog to prove her wrong

[starkercandy]

[starkerchemistry-deactivated202]

Can you do a mood board for little!Peter and dom!tony

[godlovesreddie-deactivated20241]

peter: FOUR MONTHS!

tony: what?

peter: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[crsinclair]

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

[cloudthesamoyed]

i was showering and she opened the door and started howling at me

[stonedgroupie]

It’s like Thanos just snapped my bank account away

[boyd-stevens]

friendly reminder

i love tony stark.

i love tony stark.

i love tony stark.

i love tony stark.

i love tony stark.

I LOVE TONY STARK.

[hiddenvalleyrantula]

[peterparkerismybabyboy-deactiva]

My dad after seeing that Tony Stark is my phones wallpaper: why do you have-

Me: because he’s iconic

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[super--sadist]

Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

[super--sadist]

I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes

[tinyowlnonsense]

Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly

[sapphodelic]

Tbh this is the one time I’ll support the “it’s not just men” because everyone needs to cut this tf out

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

↖passionate about petting cats

[nyxi-styx]

Reblog if you also ship StrangeFrost

That’s Stephen Strange x Loki Laufeyson

I can’t be the only one…

[camaronez]

[pukicho]

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no

[pukicho]

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

[nezumionice]

word*

[pukicho]

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

wtf is a gotye 

[maliciousmelons]

somebody that i used to know

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it