𓅩SoggyBones𓅩

《𓆸Tired 24/7》 《𓆸19 years old》 《𓆸currently questioning life》 《𓆸loves art, horror/gore, dark humor》 《𓆸sleep schedule? Don't know her》 °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[muntitled]

I like smut as much as the next person but yall aren't even trying to write anymore. All fanfic on here is just 300 words of sex and then just tagging any character you think fits.

No tropes

No storyline

No arcs

[lemonmoonmochi]

[tetsur0-1]

How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[moranguito0]

I feel like I've already read all the good fanfics on this app.

[cherycherybabe-deactivated20260]

oh god i’m on my knees

he can step on me

[weskerssunglasses]

Need him to put that cigarette out on me

[shhuuga]

hey, don't cry. morally grey men that tower over you physically falling to their knees and worshiping the ground you walk on, okay?

[parilan]

Званый ужин.

[witless-winion1]

this fanfic shit is easy

[leosxrealm]

when i search up ‘(character) x reader’ and 90% of the fics are smut

NOT bashing smut writers/readers!! i just wish there were more fluff or angst ffs :(

[wjehfshs]

“But your favourite character canonically likes-“ LALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU THEYRE DATING ME BECAUSE I SAID SOOO LALALALALALAALA

[mrskarma]

im gonna be honest with y'all

i want to fuck him as tv more than the human version

"ohh he's so hot as a human omg omggggg"

BORINGGGGGGGGG

let me sit my ass on that tv screen and ride until he short circuits

i want that evil ipad

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

You all understand

It appears I must update my post

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Autistic rep in minecraft part 2!

[uniicorns-arereall]

you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free

(just NO a.i)

[mandythinksalot]

people calling sonar critikal's fursona takes me out bc its true but I also dont want to admit im attracted to moistcr1tikal's fursona