hey :)

[waryalbatross]

The Exultant Sons of Digby 

Slip-cast ceramic

2012-ongoing

[soggyrats]

worm boys!!!

[writing-prompt-s]

An old and powerful Yakuza clan associates it’s longevity and prosperity to a lonesome cherry tree on their headquarters, and you, it’s personal gardener, has just received an offer to burn it down from a rival clan.

[soggyrats]

i burn the offer and plant more cherry trees

[writing-prompt-s]

A year ago, the newest member of the Interplanetary Community of the Milky Way, humanity, was welcomed. However, millions of kind aliens donated a great amount of money to a prince of a place called Nigeria who lost his throne, and no one has heard back from him since.

[soggyrats]

he is now healthy and thriving, and sends all of the aliens gifts in return for their kindness

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a Seer; you can see the future. You speak in such vague terms that its rare to understand you before the prophecy happens. Others think you do this to protect the future; but honestly, you just like fucking with people.

[soggyrats]

i see some poor fuck get hit by a bus and go "i see yellow, this will impact you greatly"

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god imagine how fucking jarring it would be if you were swiper the fox. like you're just trying to snatch some useless item and this small child chants at you in a language you barely understand with the same look of dissapointment on her face as the one your parents wore when they were notified of your various crimes

[shiftythrifting]

Couldn’t find this listing again, but the seller was VERY indignant about “time wasters” not taking this dreadful moss-covered couch off his hands.

[soggyrats]

what do you mean dreadful this looks like something i would willingly evaporate on