Bridget

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[36epm]

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[meladoodle]

seeing everyones spotify wrapped: wow yawn, boring

me posting my spotify wrapped: everyone will enjoy this from me, the protagonist of life

[catchymemes]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[grimelords]

top five things in cartoon trash

apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel

[angelixfemme-deactivated2020040]

bitches will listen to a female cover of “can’t help falling in love” and cry as they fantasize about a future with a loving wife. bitches will hear the line “take my hand/ take my whole life too” and just fucking lose it. it’s me. i’m bitches.

[perrfectly]

“I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies”

— Eric Shaw (via perrfectly)

[carbonatedmustard]

[unclefather]

skyrim rerelease 

[dunmertitty]

my car noclips through the road and i fall into blackreach

[fuckyeah2000s]

[teathattast]

[thejonymyster]

[thoughtbegone]

just happy seal things

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[ncjswnnskdoekdmenns]

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[tangle-path]

guys we’ve been attacked