sam

helena eagan apologist

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain

[itsnicsalad]

im assuming that all the 'who is this grain character' tags and replies is a grian reference

[manicpixiedreamkay]

ok so i’ve binged watched severance and am now one of those annoying people begging you to watch it. free helly.

[beeczarbagel]

[catboybiologist]

Cis ppl will be like "transitioning is far less effective than my solution of dismantling gender norms" and then not dismantle gender norms

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[pinene]

Why are we forgetting the old texts

[gooselycharm]

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[toshkakoshka]

[soilandmoss]

@theboggoddess

[soilandmoss]

The other day I was talking to a girl and I told her I had to study the Krebs Cycle, to which she asked me if I was in some culinary class, to which I said no, and asked her why she thought that. She told me "why else would you want to know the cycle of a crêpe?"

I think she's the one.

[thecollectibles]

Forest God part 1 by Oleg Vdovenko

[soilandmoss]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[soilandmoss]

I have no proof yet no doubt that Bella pegged Edward.

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[virgils-jacket]

Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

[sandersidestrash1]

^^^^

[valloir]

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

[3-spoons]

^^^^^^

[loganquotesthings-blog]

:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

[trying-to-live-a-5-star-life]

PEDOPHILES ARE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE SO GET LOST!

[frank-ieros-knuckles-deactivate]

🔔pedophiles belong in prison🔔

[thesweetrigmarole]

[soilandmoss]

bisexual culture is not knowing whether you'd wanna go feral in the woods with hozier or florence welch

[tall-butt]

@nbc make him openly bi you cowards.

[allsonargent]

Jane The Virgin + happy dance

[jueki]

Dreams 1990 ‘夢’ Directed by Akira Kurosawa, Ishirô Honda