Second Violins in Solidarity

We just won't stand for your crap anymore!

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

Rachmaninoff and weep uncontrollably

[solidarityseconds-blog]

Also Rachmaninoff and deep uncontrollably

[celloizing]

Okay

[doubleflopflat]

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

when ur crying at the end of tchaik 6 but still have to count

[beethoventheunicorn]

Poor second violins. SO MANY OOM CHUCK CHUCKS! It’s so painful when you have to do it #beenthere 

[musiciansagainsthumanity]

[fuckyeahbandbuffalo]

[madopiano]

COMPOSERS THAT ARE 200% DONE RIGHT NOW

liszt

rach

ludwig van

brahms where u going com back

[scootco19]

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

[solidarityseconds-blog]

composers: a summary

bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS

vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha

cpe bach: who am i

haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol

beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf

chopin: my soUL

paganini: hahhaha noobs

liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs

alkan: fck ur fingers lol

brahms: cLARA

schubert: im a mushroom

wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs

tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons

rachmaninoff: HANDS

debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss

ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths

holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS

prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page

shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN

cage:

reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt

stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da

schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'

satie: im funny

mahler:*singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES

[mezzomusica]

[bachmaninovsky-deactivated20160]

looking up classical music wikipedia pages with gizoogle is probably my favorite hobby

"Let our asses rap tha praisez of Art playa!"

[solidarityseconds-blog]

We raise our fists with power on the night of the concert. Attendance reached a high today, and we are very proud. SOLIDARITY SECONDS! Wooooooo!

[horn-in-f-me]

[solidarityseconds-blog]

Don't you mean "etude"? *snort*

[musicproblems]

[twobassoonists]

When someone I don't like performs a solo well

[kiryuuyoshiya-deactivated201511]

funny text posts arent my

[sarcasminc]

Puns like that could get you in

[banavalope]

give it a

[beautilation]

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

[fncking-deactivated20160623]

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

[janersm]

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that