Is This Thing On???

Torr. 34. This is not a blog.

[solilyqueen]

A job I’ve been actively interviewing for since March has decided…. Not to hire anybody?

[solilyqueen]

My perfect baby who definitely is not getting grey around the muzzle. Shes not the cutest dog I’ve owned, but she is the best dog by a mile, a landslide. I love her so much.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[redstonedust]

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

[solilyqueen]

Obviously werewolves smell like fritos.

[solilyqueen]

Why is blue LED mask so cool (I was casually crying to The Madison while taking this)

[solilyqueen]

I have been interviewing for this job since .. March … and the principal emailed me yesterday and was like hey could be grab some time and I’m hoping that either way it is an end to the process.

But I didn’t sleep last night because I was having anxiety about starting a job I do not have lol.

[solilyqueen]

Often I have to do big important things at work but sometimes I have to do silly admin things and that’s why today I’m enjoying several hours of copy and pasting

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[solilyqueen]

I’ve recently set myself free from saying things like unalived

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[solilyqueen]

What it’s like to have a husband in case you’re wondering

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[solilyqueen]

YOYO as my husband grew up calling it - you’re on your own - or MYO in my household - make your own.

[solilyqueen]

Modeling the many ways you can not fit on a single step and looking every unhappy about it

[thememedaddy]

[solilyqueen]

Remember during quarantine when we were not going to work and day drinking and binge watching tiger king we got a small glimpse of what life is supposed to be like

[thememedaddy]

[solilyqueen]

Sometimes he also has an ugly woman with a barbed wire tattoo as well

[solilyqueen]

Two days ago my neighbor came to my door holding a cache of my misdelivered packages shirtless?????? and lecturing me about how I need to get it straight with the companies I’m ordering from because he keeps getting my packages.

I’m not sure how this is my fault but anyhow last night at 1229 AM a man was using his phone flashlight to search my door for a house number to deliver an apparent late night Taco Bell including a Baja blast and I’m pretty confident it was his order so should I show up shirtless and demand that he not disturb my dogs at 1am

Anyhow I did order a new light up yard house number thing that I’m sure is against HOA rules but so are the blue lives matter flags my neighbors display so I guess we can all get over it

[xanaxfarts]

this could be us

[poppyseedxoxo]

[solilyqueen]

This will be the lost summer -