DEVIL’S PLAY

do gay be crime

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

[amygdalae]

when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment it’s in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after

[mintywhisker-deactivated2021053]

a while back i read a post along the lines of “if you feel like everyone hates you, it’s time to rest… if you feel like you hate everyone else, it’s time to eat” and honest to god i’ve never used any piece of advice more than i have that one

[daughterofthestars]

I always add on “if you feel like you hate yourself, it’s time to take a shower” to turn it into a trifecta.

[fromchaos]

i’m scum. i’m a boyking. i am a glowing example of a virile youth. i’ve been dead seven years. i can’t die until i finish my quest. i could be killed by a bee at any moment. i’m a genius. i’ve been awake for 72 hours. i need to do more for my friends. i should stop inflicting myself on such perfect miraculous people. i need to invest in real estate. i’m buying an suv. i should cut off my controlling parents. i am driving to a republican fundraiser as i type this.

[fanghusband-remade]

more poc vampires, more poor vampires, more plus size vampires, more disabled vampires. not all vampires are skinny, rich and white.

[esotericworld]

Many rare UFO books are extremely expensive. Get me this one.

[4444555666777888999]

I don’t want my body to keep the score anymore

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

Op is a panphobe

[4444555666777888999]

What if I was suicidal

[april]

"women want me fish fear me" ok kittycat

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[weaver-z]

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

[afloweroutofstone]

Give Davy Jones his Colt Special back

[normal-horoscopes]

Fucked up that the Toronto PD are disarming bog mummies

[h0neydripper-deactivated2021051]

keep liking my posts and we gonna end up in a mossy forest picking out cool rocks together

[piduai]

i condone and support every single vile deed my problematic faves have done. not only that i think they should have done bigger and worse atrocities than already committed. i think that would have been funny

[snoppy]

i wanted to talk about how important piracy is to my heart

[cryptid-corpse]

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[skincareroutine]

i wont judge u i promise i just wanna kno if i have any klepto mutuals i just wanna kno please

[skincareroutine]

be honest dont b scared… i wont judge u <3 we can be friends