#1 Zalgo Lover

< He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ > Free 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 Proship + Zionists DNI ‼️ Officially married to Zalgo Ask box open https://s0methingawful.straw.page/

[sidewaycarcass]

Zalgo is kinda like the potential man of creepypasta when you think about it.

[som3thingawful]

This is actually the perfect way to describe him and I can’t even be mad about it

[spacedadjay]

More SlenderZalgo art more more more more more FEED MEEEE

JK I missed you do you have any more Zalgo arts? I like to seeeee

Here are some sketches of Zalgo I made some time ago!! As you can see I'm still figuring out which design suits him more (so in my future drawings some things might always be a bit different haha). I like to think that he has demonic wings that he only shows off to special occasions or to assert dominance

[som3thingawful]

GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM RIPPING MY PANTS OFFFF

[som3thingawful]

Is you still around

I admittedly have not been keeping up with tumblr recently and I have not draw anything Zalgo related in a hot minute….

I’m mostly on TikTok now

Anyways heres Jason with Lord Zalgo on my tomodachi island

[spacedadjay]

Something for the Zalgo Simps

[som3thingawful]

HOLY MOLY NY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

MY PANTS ARE GONE- DESTROYED- WRECKED- SOAKED

[spacedadjay]

Hi, I have a silly or stupid request but have you thought about to draw Zalgo x Slenderman ship? Idk I just like this rare pair ship so why not give it a shot! :3

Heyy I made and posted a drawing of them some time ago. After your request I got motivated to do another one, this time digital! Enjoyyy

[sodaski]

I guess He couldn't come. Oh well.

Alternate versions below

Og painting is called The Fallen Angel btw

[som3thingawful]

OH I AM SQUEALING LET ME AT HIMMMMMMM NOWWWWWWW

[sodaski]

` ` You look quite divine tonight

Here among these vibrant lights. ` `

[som3thingawful]

I screamed out loud when i saw this

[wormzandpastaz]

I don't know shit about this guy tbh

[devoutofthefaceless]

Hello!! It is @splendormansevilwife here ^.^ I’m using this blog to really get out all my headcannons!

I see a rise in Zalgo fans on here so I will also share my part and my ideas of Zalgo. He is dear to me in some ways, for he’s my internal god of inspiration.

[som3thingawful]

Can’t wait

[som3thingawful]

Finding fanfics with Zalgo is so hard

85% Zalgo tags on fanfics are so pointless they dont even qualify as participation trophies since Zalgo just isn’t in the fic AT ALL

10% only have his name thrown around and he has little relevance or time in the story. He’s either a background antagonist or just mentioned ONCE.

And the other 5% actually have him in it

But hes almost never a love interest in these fanfics, sure there are exceptions and HC books but it pales in comparison to what the other guys get

Don’t even get me started on the perils of trying to find a fanfic with this guy that also doesn’t forcibly feminize me

Why aren’t all fanfics gender neutral/friendly by default 😭

[sodaski]

H̸̰̲̺̋̆ͅȩ̸̦͓̄̃ͅ said "you better lie down cause the angels are watching"

Slender looks concerned because he doesnt know if he should kill or kiss him. Why not both/j

[som3thingawful]

OP i need to KISS you

[som3thingawful]

I hate how in the breakup, Slenderman is the hot ex everyone wants to get with

I want Zalgo

Give me more content of Zalgo

not his stinky ex-husband or estranged daughter

I want HIM

[kirlias452]

I have old man Zalgo if you wanna see him

[som3thingawful]

Yessir pleaseeeee

[som3thingawful]

I find it really funny how you got adopted into the SlenderZalgo community just IMMEDIATELY you're part of the hive mind now

Cant kiss my husband so watching him kiss someone else is the next best thing

But in all honesty im just glad thats theres a community that includes Zalgo and yall are super nice and friendly

[hairscare]

quick devilish delight bc i remembered they exist

[som3thingawful]

Oh my god its them

[som3thingawful]

Hi I'm the guy who came up with the idea to call SlenderZalgo/Zalender "SomethingAwful," as the SomethingAwful guy do you approve of this yes or no

Yes

[som3thingawful]

Do you like the idea of Zalgo as a cat?

I don’t really understand but i’m not against it at all

I do prefer cats over dogs so theres that. And I like 90% of content that includes my glorious king Zalgo

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

Hey. Detective SlenderZalgogoonerr here.

I have like this tiny inkling of a conspiracy theory that Hollow Town (idk which one maybe both of them) ship SlenderZalgo.

My evidence?

STRIKE 1.

This. In the comments section of a post on @the-chibi-works-museum about SlenderZalgo yaoi. Coincidence?

A snack. Just before Entry 2?

And you know what doesn't help? In Entry 2, Slender and Zalgo actually interact and Zalgo taunts Slender. Taunting, or flirting? BOOM EXPOSED.

STRIKE 2.

Your silence speaks numbers Hollow Town.

You will confirm and deny nothing? You know what that means? That you ship it but you don't wanna spoil anything. IVE JUMPED TO THE CONCLUSION AND MY LANDING HAS BEEN CALCULATED CORRECTLY.

SlenderZalgo will kiss and make out in the comic. SlenderZalgo will kiss and make out in @grandconspiracycomic. WAIT NO SPOILERs

And wanna know something ELSE? You know who's post they reblogged? @/machinev1.

Okay it could have been because Lazari was mentioned BUT. The tags? Slenderxzalgo? Anyone? And Lazari was only mentioned in like 3 of the headcanons. This means the SlenderZalgo tag must have been SOUGHT OUT. INDEPENDENTLY.

Don't think you can fool US Hollow!

And finally, my Trump card and nail in the coffin.

Most GENIUS thing, ey? GENIUS? A SLENDERZALGO POST? GENIUS.

Ladies Gentleman and all others, I rest my case.

Hollow Town, what do you have to say for yourself?

(THIS IS A JOKE POST)

[som3thingawful]