I guess He couldn't come. Oh well.
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@som3thingawful
I guess He couldn't come. Oh well.
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OH I AM SQUEALING LET ME AT HIMMMMMMM NOWWWWWWW
` ` You look quite divine tonight
Here among these vibrant lights. ` `
I screamed out loud when i saw this
I don't know shit about this guy tbh
Hello!! It is @splendormansevilwife here ^.^ I’m using this blog to really get out all my headcannons!
I see a rise in Zalgo fans on here so I will also share my part and my ideas of Zalgo. He is dear to me in some ways, for he’s my internal god of inspiration.
Can’t wait
Finding fanfics with Zalgo is so hard
85% Zalgo tags on fanfics are so pointless they dont even qualify as participation trophies since Zalgo just isn’t in the fic AT ALL
10% only have his name thrown around and he has little relevance or time in the story. He’s either a background antagonist or just mentioned ONCE.
And the other 5% actually have him in it
But hes almost never a love interest in these fanfics, sure there are exceptions and HC books but it pales in comparison to what the other guys get
Don’t even get me started on the perils of trying to find a fanfic with this guy that also doesn’t forcibly feminize me
Why aren’t all fanfics gender neutral/friendly by default 😭
H̸̰̲̺̋̆ͅȩ̸̦͓̄̃ͅ said "you better lie down cause the angels are watching"
OP i need to KISS you
I hate how in the breakup, Slenderman is the hot ex everyone wants to get with
I want Zalgo
Give me more content of Zalgo
not his stinky ex-husband or estranged daughter
I want HIM
I have old man Zalgo if you wanna see him
Yessir pleaseeeee
I find it really funny how you got adopted into the SlenderZalgo community just IMMEDIATELY you're part of the hive mind now
Cant kiss my husband so watching him kiss someone else is the next best thing
But in all honesty im just glad thats theres a community that includes Zalgo and yall are super nice and friendly
quick devilish delight bc i remembered they exist
Oh my god its them
Hi I'm the guy who came up with the idea to call SlenderZalgo/Zalender "SomethingAwful," as the SomethingAwful guy do you approve of this yes or no
Yes
Do you like the idea of Zalgo as a cat?
I don’t really understand but i’m not against it at all
I do prefer cats over dogs so theres that. And I like 90% of content that includes my glorious king Zalgo
Hey. Detective SlenderZalgogoonerr here.
I have like this tiny inkling of a conspiracy theory that Hollow Town (idk which one maybe both of them) ship SlenderZalgo.
My evidence?
STRIKE 1.
This. In the comments section of a post on @the-chibi-works-museum about SlenderZalgo yaoi. Coincidence?
A snack. Just before Entry 2?
And you know what doesn't help? In Entry 2, Slender and Zalgo actually interact and Zalgo taunts Slender. Taunting, or flirting? BOOM EXPOSED.
STRIKE 2.
Your silence speaks numbers Hollow Town.
You will confirm and deny nothing? You know what that means? That you ship it but you don't wanna spoil anything. IVE JUMPED TO THE CONCLUSION AND MY LANDING HAS BEEN CALCULATED CORRECTLY.
SlenderZalgo will kiss and make out in the comic. SlenderZalgo will kiss and make out in @grandconspiracycomic. WAIT NO SPOILERs
And wanna know something ELSE? You know who's post they reblogged? @/machinev1.
Okay it could have been because Lazari was mentioned BUT. The tags? Slenderxzalgo? Anyone? And Lazari was only mentioned in like 3 of the headcanons. This means the SlenderZalgo tag must have been SOUGHT OUT. INDEPENDENTLY.
Don't think you can fool US Hollow!
And finally, my Trump card and nail in the coffin.
Most GENIUS thing, ey? GENIUS? A SLENDERZALGO POST? GENIUS.
Ladies Gentleman and all others, I rest my case.
Hollow Town, what do you have to say for yourself?
(THIS IS A JOKE POST)
HEY.... WOULD YOU EVER RELEASE THE KEYCHAINS OR THE PLUSHIE.. ASKING FOR A FRIEND... I WOULD BUY... GENUINELY...
I would but I don’t have any way to actually make them real or set up a shop.
I do have a link to a Google drive with the transparent PNGs of the keychains however, so you can download those and upload them to a custom keychain site and buy it yourself.
I hate how in the breakup, Slenderman is the hot ex everyone wants to get with
I want Zalgo
Give me more content of Zalgo
not his stinky ex-husband or estranged daughter
I want HIM
Don't worry I'm in the same place as you, you can have Zalgo I want the hot ex.
‘YOU GO LEFT! I’LL GO RIGHT!! GET THEM!’
I hate how in the breakup, Slenderman is the hot ex everyone wants to get with
I want Zalgo
Give me more content of Zalgo
not his stinky ex-husband or estranged daughter
I want HIM
Thatd so real
I want both of them,
At the same time
I second this
I hate how in the breakup, Slenderman is the hot ex everyone wants to get with
I want Zalgo
Give me more content of Zalgo
not his stinky ex-husband or estranged daughter
I want HIM
At the request of @machinev1 and @slenderzalgogoonerr I have turned Zalgo into a marketable plushie!
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AND HE’S NOT ALONE!!!
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Make sure to buy him an (ex) lover to keep him company!!!
Don’t want an agent of chaos in your room?
Get him in human form too!