#1 Zalgo Lover @som3thingawful - Tumblr Blog

I guess He couldn't come. Oh well.

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OH I AM SQUEALING LET ME AT HIMMMMMMM NOWWWWWWW

#creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #zalgo #zalgo creepypasta #zalgo fanart #sodaski art tag #i love zalgo #creepypasta fandom

sodaski

` ` You look quite divine tonight

Here among these vibrant lights. ` `

som3thingawful

I screamed out loud when i saw this

#creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #slenderman #zalgo #slenderman x zalgo #slenderzalgo #somethingawful

wormzandpastaz

I don't know shit about this guy tbh

devoutofthefaceless

Hello!! It is @splendormansevilwife here ^.^ I’m using this blog to really get out all my headcannons!

I see a rise in Zalgo fans on here so I will also share my part and my ideas of Zalgo. He is dear to me in some ways, for he’s my internal god of inspiration.

som3thingawful

Can’t wait

Finding fanfics with Zalgo is so hard

85% Zalgo tags on fanfics are so pointless they dont even qualify as participation trophies since Zalgo just isn’t in the fic AT ALL

10% only have his name thrown around and he has little relevance or time in the story. He’s either a background antagonist or just mentioned ONCE.

And the other 5% actually have him in it

But hes almost never a love interest in these fanfics, sure there are exceptions and HC books but it pales in comparison to what the other guys get

Don’t even get me started on the perils of trying to find a fanfic with this guy that also doesn’t forcibly feminize me

Why aren’t all fanfics gender neutral/friendly by default 😭

#zalgo #rant post #PLEASEEEE SOMEONE IM BEGGING YOU #GIVE ME MY MAN

sodaski

H̸̰̲̺̋̆ͅȩ̸̦͓̄̃ͅ said "you better lie down cause the angels are watching"

som3thingawful

OP i need to KISS you

#zalgo #zalgo creepypasta #slenderman #slenderman x zalgo #zalgo x splendorman #lord zalgo #THIS IS SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD

som3thingawful

I hate how in the breakup, Slenderman is the hot ex everyone wants to get with

I want Zalgo

Give me more content of Zalgo

not his stinky ex-husband or estranged daughter

I want HIM

kirlias452

I have old man Zalgo if you wanna see him

som3thingawful

Yessir pleaseeeee

I find it really funny how you got adopted into the SlenderZalgo community just IMMEDIATELY you're part of the hive mind now

Cant kiss my husband so watching him kiss someone else is the next best thing

But in all honesty im just glad thats theres a community that includes Zalgo and yall are super nice and friendly

hairscare

quick devilish delight bc i remembered they exist

som3thingawful

Oh my god its them

#zalgo #lord zalgo #zalgo creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #splendorman #devilish delight #zalgo x splendorman #splendorman x zalgo

Hi I'm the guy who came up with the idea to call SlenderZalgo/Zalender "SomethingAwful," as the SomethingAwful guy do you approve of this yes or no

Yes

Do you like the idea of Zalgo as a cat?

I don’t really understand but i’m not against it at all

I do prefer cats over dogs so theres that. And I like 90% of content that includes my glorious king Zalgo

slenderzalgogoonerr

Hey. Detective SlenderZalgogoonerr here.

I have like this tiny inkling of a conspiracy theory that Hollow Town (idk which one maybe both of them) ship SlenderZalgo.

My evidence?

STRIKE 1.

This. In the comments section of a post on @the-chibi-works-museum about SlenderZalgo yaoi. Coincidence?

A snack. Just before Entry 2?

And you know what doesn't help? In Entry 2, Slender and Zalgo actually interact and Zalgo taunts Slender. Taunting, or flirting? BOOM EXPOSED.

STRIKE 2.

Your silence speaks numbers Hollow Town.

You will confirm and deny nothing? You know what that means? That you ship it but you don't wanna spoil anything. IVE JUMPED TO THE CONCLUSION AND MY LANDING HAS BEEN CALCULATED CORRECTLY.

SlenderZalgo will kiss and make out in the comic. SlenderZalgo will kiss and make out in @grandconspiracycomic. WAIT NO SPOILERs

And wanna know something ELSE? You know who's post they reblogged? @/machinev1.

Okay it could have been because Lazari was mentioned BUT. The tags? Slenderxzalgo? Anyone? And Lazari was only mentioned in like 3 of the headcanons. This means the SlenderZalgo tag must have been SOUGHT OUT. INDEPENDENTLY.

Don't think you can fool US Hollow!

And finally, my Trump card and nail in the coffin.

Most GENIUS thing, ey? GENIUS? A SLENDERZALGO POST? GENIUS.

Ladies Gentleman and all others, I rest my case.

Hollow Town, what do you have to say for yourself?

(THIS IS A JOKE POST)

som3thingawful

#ramblings of a madman #here for it tho #joke

HEY.... WOULD YOU EVER RELEASE THE KEYCHAINS OR THE PLUSHIE.. ASKING FOR A FRIEND... I WOULD BUY... GENUINELY...

I would but I don’t have any way to actually make them real or set up a shop.

I do have a link to a Google drive with the transparent PNGs of the keychains however, so you can download those and upload them to a custom keychain site and buy it yourself.