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me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

st-just

Watching any Shakespeare play for the first time is always fun because you get to find out where another 5% of the famous quotes and figures of speech you've ever heard come from.

andorology

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

kestrel-tree

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

bananonbinary

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

ahedderick

#lol

seaweed-official

reblog if you're pro sexualization for pervert purposes in art

bleedthebeat

Hey. Don’t cry. Baby black-footed cat at the cameron park zoo, okay. his name is maverick he’s about a month old and he just hit one (1) pound

bleedthebeat

he’s 3 pounds now… 😭😭😭

#omg

tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea

tuulikki

#someone had a lot of fun writing this headline

(from @afloweroutofstone)

writingdose

I'd go to war for archive of our own

specialagentartemis

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

smellthestatue

Ugolin surrounded by his four children, detail - Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux

#jfc

squiiiiiirt

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

texmexdarling

I JUST bought eggs, and on the bottom of my Kroger’s receipt (that I didn’t really look at until I got home), was a list of UPC numbers of the eggs that had been recalled. The eggs I HAD JUST BOUGHT, were on the list.

WHY is Kroger selling recalled eggs?!?

🤯🤬😤

texmexdarling