*Dies inside*

11/11/03 I want to dieTMI just need a soft animal to hug FIND ME HERE! --> https://www.deviantart.com/somederp11 

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[teawitch]

I am asexual and at my age, pretty sure it's not just a phase I'll outgrow.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[jennyloggins]

i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun

[jennyloggins]

only cowards won't reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kitkatbunnies]

What a strange looking cat!

(OG image under the cut)

[mapledrawsarts]

Madness Combat as Sonic Fandub quotes

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Could never resist a chance to draw weird hands

[mox-amber]

[ticktoast]

i don’t trust people who put pills in their mouth BEFORE the water

[ticktoast]

you really can’t trust anybody these days……..

[some-derp11]

Nah, pills first, just so you can wash out the bad taste with water.

[some-derp11]

Uh question If a genie gives you immortality but you can only be killed by a very odd way, what would that way be?

Hi there!

I'm sorry it took so long to answer...

But I'd like to die to a cactus falling on me!

[argumate]

The University of Alberta study adds to a growing scientific realization that herbivores actually love meat, they’re just bad at finding it.

[argumate]

one day a cow will have a lightbulb moment and we’re all fucked

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

question to all girls

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep

[anarchocunt]

In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

ok namaste

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[anxietyproblem]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.