[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

Me after returning home from watching Avengers Endgame:

[gl0oomy-deactivated20250422]

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN IN NARUTO!!

[incorrectranmaquotes]

[patchworkghost-deactivated20250]

[yenncfer]

listening to thank u, next: a biography

[killowave]

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[shadows-and-starlight]

Thanks, I hate it!

[arirna]

My adult self confronting my young self for stupid shit i pulled off in the past 

[lgbtmazight]

i can’t believe achilles has the word chill in his name this is the BEST example of false advertisement i’ve ever seen

[jamie-55]

But remember his name has the prefox ‘a-’ which means devoid of.

So really his full name is ‘no chill’ and is 100% accurate k

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[some-kinda-human]

nobody:

alexander hamilton: the reynolds pamphlet

[valtsv]

the amount of clothes on my floor is directly proportional to how depressed i am

[valtsv]

a few socks: i’m just chilling

a crumpled pair of jeans and a few (clean) items of underwear: things could be worse

an entire floordrobe and some dirty laundry: ooh girl 😬

[lexiellama-deactivated20241119]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[rarelove]

^^↑^^

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[wisdomsblogs-deactivated2020112]

I don’t need you to respect me, I respect me.

I don’t need you to love me, I love me.

But I want you to know you could know me.

If you change your mind.

If you change your mind.

If you change your mind.

If you change your mind.